Silently installs a Martian Popcorn Machine besides the cookie dispenser... installs command voice module... installs energy transceiver...
There... this will do... any flavor of popcorn in the world available.. no need to give anything, we also ask nothing in return but that you enjoy the popcorn...
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Mmmmmm
*takes last one salted caramel cookie*
*the Cookie Dispenser is now empty*
"Here you go, buddy!"
*Arp! Arp!*
There... this will do... any flavor of popcorn in the world available.. no need to give anything, we also ask nothing in return but that you enjoy the popcorn...
*takes one delicious dog cookie from the dispenser*
*snatches the last dog cookie from the dispenser*
Looks like it's empty again!
*Pick pocket Cookie dispenser: Failed*
*runs away*
Disturbingly cute and deliciously creepy all at the same time.
*belatedly casts identify on the cookie - uhh, those are real spiders .*