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  • DrakeICNDrakeICN Member Posts: 623
    Just wear a toga and go commando.
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    lroumen said:

    It is easier to not wear pants.

    That’s what I said! But would that judge listen? Noooo
  • DrakeICNDrakeICN Member Posts: 623
    The wizards guide to auto-fellatio;
    Step one: Cast simulacrum
    Step two: Attach the gender bender belt to your clone
    Step three: [censored]
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    DrakeICN said:

    The wizards guide to auto-fellatio;
    Step one: Cast simulacrum
    Step two: Attach the gender bender belt to your clone
    Step three: [censored]

    ...sooo, Steve Banon doesn't have Yogi-like flexability?
  • RVNSRVNS Member Posts: 285
    I am going with the staff of curing myself.
  • ifupaulineifupauline Member Posts: 405
    There is a lot of things you could do with a memorized Time stop scroll.
  • Sam_Sam_ Member Posts: 172
    Ring of Gaxx for me.
  • WarChiefZekeWarChiefZeke Member Posts: 2,669
    Rod of Resurrection.
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985

    Rod of Resurrection.

    [This joke about "Viagra or Cialas" has been censored]
  • DevardKrownDevardKrown Member Posts: 421
    Scroll of Wish , and try really hard not to fuck it up.

    Failing that a "Imp Familiar" making deals with the underworld.
  • DragonspearDragonspear Member Posts: 1,838
    I'm a Paladin, so likely Carsomyr.

    Although I'd take Purifier instead in a pinch.
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    Boots of Speed. I'm always struggling to keep up with everyone because of my stupid short stubby legs.
  • Dev6Dev6 Member Posts: 721

    Boots of Speed. I'm always struggling to keep up with everyone because of my stupid short stubby legs.


  • NoobaccaNoobacca Member Posts: 139
    Moon dog figurine for sure
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    sarevok57 said:

    i would definately also go with the ring of gaxx, i wonder if it's regenerating powers would also make you heal from working out? if so, could do insane workouts every day and no need to rest because you would have been already fixed up from the ring

    My initial thought was maybe Nymph's cloak/Cloak of Algernon, but I agree on Ring of Gaxx, it would be a very, very good item IRL. I don't think it will let you do this though @sarevok57 since regen does not mitigate fatigue.
  • DrakeICNDrakeICN Member Posts: 623
    Noobacca said:

    Moon dog figurine for sure

    I don't play rangers, because I never play fighters (BOORING!) so I did not even know this item existed. Now that I googled it, yeah, it is a very nice item, I think, for one reason;
    If you are ever the victim of an assault, just summon your dog, and they will tear your assailants apart.

    Still... ring of Gaxx is nicer... can I bring two items?
    Skatan said:

    sarevok57 said:

    i would definately also go with the ring of gaxx, i wonder if it's regenerating powers would also make you heal from working out? if so, could do insane workouts every day and no need to rest because you would have been already fixed up from the ring

    My initial thought was maybe Nymph's cloak/Cloak of Algernon, but I agree on Ring of Gaxx, it would be a very, very good item IRL. I don't think it will let you do this though @sarevok57 since regen does not mitigate fatigue.
    Have to agree with that. Fatigue is not an injury. I always imagined regeneration to work similar to an emergency tranfusion with factor VII;
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factor_VII
  • sarevok57sarevok57 Member Posts: 6,002
    ah yes, but when weightlifting what actually happens is that you are pushing your muscles so hard that the muscle fibres rip ( although very tiny rips ) and then when you rest your body repairs those muscle fibres and adds a little bit more fibre to it in the process ( hence the reason why if you weightlift for a while that is why you get bigger)

    so my though is, if you are wearing the ring of gaxx would it repair those muscle fibres sooner? gaining results faster
  • UnderstandMouseMagicUnderstandMouseMagic Member Posts: 2,147
    sarevok57 said:

    ah yes, but when weightlifting what actually happens is that you are pushing your muscles so hard that the muscle fibres rip ( although very tiny rips ) and then when you rest your body repairs those muscle fibres and adds a little bit more fibre to it in the process ( hence the reason why if you weightlift for a while that is why you get bigger)

    so my though is, if you are wearing the ring of gaxx would it repair those muscle fibres sooner? gaining results faster

    But it might repair the very tiny rips perfectly by completely nullifying that they had happened so that you reman a "seven stone weakling" for ever and ever.
  • DrakeICNDrakeICN Member Posts: 623
    Wait, is pocket plane an item? In that case I want to bring three items. Gaxx, Moondog and PP. Can I? Pretty please?
  • bleusteelbleusteel Member Posts: 523
    Imoen’s belt would be pretty cool. Although I guess it wouldn’t save you from a permanent vegetative state caused by brain/spine trauma which is a drag.
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