Would You Rather: Special Happy Lucky Bonus Prize Edition
semiticgoddess
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A genie breaks into your home in the dead of night to offer you a single wish at gunpoint. The genie has already given away all the best wishes, so there are only a few choices left. Which do you pick?
- Would You Rather: Special Happy Lucky Bonus Prize Edition16 votes
- A lifetime supply of a pizza of your choice (except for pepperoni)12.50%
- The literal heart of your greatest foe, plus a free ice cream0.00%
- An extra copy of your current or future spouse, but both copies are reduced to 1/3 of their normal size12.50%
- Whenever you get 8 hours of sleep, all of your housework and unpaid chores are done automatically43.75%
- A Death Note, like from the anime0.00%
- Stop being a loser0.00%
- Take the genie's place, flying around the world delivering wishes (ironic twists are optional)0.00%
- Trade one of your addictions for another addiction6.25%
- One fictional character of your choice becomes real (optional: s/he also becomes your new roommate)25.00%
- The opposite of any of the above wishes (please specify the terms)0.00%
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you, sleeping at night in your bed and then all of a sudden there is a big bang that wakes you up and the genie from aladdin comes in with a super shot gun from doom pointed at you while saying: Hey! here is a list of some awesome wishes that i am going to give you for no reason, better pick one or im going to blow your brains out!
and then here i would be in my stupor thinking to myself; ah, lol buddy? why would i be compelled not to take one of these wishes for free and for no cost, stow the gun holmes and calm the hell down, i'll be picking my wish you can guarantee it good buddy
Edit: For the record, pizza was a close second.
I want my studies, homework, practical notebook writing, assignments, academic projects and posters, and so on, and so on... to be automatically done cause they are all unpaid chores!
But I need to get that 8 hours sleep first, which is rare for me.
originally i was going to choose android 21 from fighters but i thought; nah i will be minutely more practical hah
and since orchid would be my room mate that would be great, first she is an amazing fighter, so if someone were to be breaking into the house she would totally kick their butt, plus no doubt we would become good chums and we would be hitting the gym quite a bit ( based on the physique of orchid she no doubts exercises quite a bit ) plus based on her level she just had stacks of money on a table so she is also rich which is a good bonus, plus she has this weird ability to summon some sort of fire cat which looks kind of gnarly, just hoping it doesnt set fire to the house is all...
Hmm… Then by all means, do my chores.
While you take care of those, I’ll just be out picking up that pepperoni, mushroom and onion pizza that you gave me a craving for.
So that's 4 wives at 1.375 feet each.
...Don't judge.
Let original spouse be x.
Let each cloned spouse be y.
The genie takes 1 x and gives you 2 y.
But y = 1/3 times x or y = x/3.
So you give away x and get back 2x/3.
That's a loss of x - 2x/3 = x/3 or 33.33% of matter quantity of your spouse.
Conclusions:
1. The genie tricked you and stole 33.33% of your spouse.
2. You also learnt how mass is lost in nuclear fission.
Housework was #2.