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Baldurs Gate Meme Thread II: Enhanced Edition (Careful, everyone, SPOILERS!)

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  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @ShapiroKeatsDarkMage
    That is true, but before the EE the original four romance options were very picky.

    Dorn doesn't even care what gender you are.

    It's nice for everyone to have options
    ThacoBellBalrog99fluke13
  • The_Potty_1The_Potty_1 Member Posts: 436
    I think that if you took the 'If I was gay' out of that statement, it would suddenly apply to just about everyone.

    Fortunately though, even people like Dorn can find love and acceptance, and possibly even ritual humiliation and some light bondage :p
    fluke13Balrog99
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428

    When you give your character many points in Deception and Persuasion.



    PS: 2000 comments!

    Alternatively, when your victim has 0 in Sense Motive.
    ''insight'' not ''sense motive''. I'm using 5e words.
  • QuickbladeQuickblade Member Posts: 957

    When you give your character many points in Deception and Persuasion.



    PS: 2000 comments!

    Alternatively, when your victim has 0 in Sense Motive.
    ''insight'' not ''sense motive''. I'm using 5e words.
    I'm a creature solely of 3e/3.5e.

    Barring the IE engine games, of course.
    ThacoBell
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    I looked up Simpsons memes for ideas and found that a surprising number of them dealt with that specific scene.
    ZaramMaldovarThacoBellDaevelon
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    edited June 2018
    When you're at the end of the boss battle with critical HP and no potions left and you score a critical hit

    ThacoBellmlneveseMontresor_SPElrandir
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    Can't mention Steamed hams without mentioning the piano dub!
    ThacoBellElrandirdosentti666
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428


    Yay! Another SU fan!
    semiticgoddesssarevok57
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @mlnevese
    I'm confused. Is this implying that Zombies simply eat or that people eat Zombies?
    mlnevese
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    @mlnevese
    I'm confused. Is this implying that Zombies simply eat or that people eat Zombies?

    Just the difference between stating a fact and giving an order :)
    ZaramMaldovarNimran
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428
    mlnevese said:

    I just saw this in another forum... looks like an important lesson for any necromancer...


    I thought D&D zombies don't eat people since they are more similar to voodo zombies than Romero Zombies.
    mlneveseThacoBell
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    mlnevese said:

    I just saw this in another forum... looks like an important lesson for any necromancer...

    I thought D&D zombies don't eat people since they are more similar to voodo zombies than Romero Zombies.

    That depends on the orders they received...
    ThacoBellSjerrieMontresor_SPlolien
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428


    You mess with me you mess with you!
    Montresor_SPSjerriesarevok57ThacoBell
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    So I've been roleplaying a True Neutral character and I've been wondering how to tackle complex moral issues in Baldur's Gate. After watching a Rick and Morty episode, I think I finally know how to handle the Cloakwood mines.



    Then my druid died in Durlag's Tower. But at least we got some sweet loot before the Wardens could kill us.

    sarevok57
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    edited July 2018
    Major Spoilers for Steven Universe

    Ao when Bhaal comes back after the 2nd Sundering.
    Bhaal? There you are! Hello, Sunshine. You gave us all a scare when Cyric killed you. I'm so glad to see you safe and sound. As for this little Bhaalspawn thing of yours, did you have fun? Did you get it out of your system? Good, good. Welcome Back, child.




    ShapiroKeatsDarkMagesemiticgoddess
  • TorgrimmerTorgrimmer Member Posts: 331
    These are funny as funny foo foo fun. I love it. B)B)
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    @ZaramMaldovar: I only just saw that episode. What happened?
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @semiticgod
    You really want to have that ruined for you? I suggest watching the episode
    TLDR? White Diamond is on the show now. That's all you really need to know.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    @ZaramMaldovar: I've seen the episode--that's what I meant. I just don't know

    what happened to Steven!
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @semiticgod
    Not sure, the episode ended on a cliffhanger. I guess we'll find out the next time.
    semiticgoddess
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