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What the HECK did Imoen just say?!?!

tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
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Did my ears deceive me, or is Imoen way less clean than PG-13? Just now, randomly, she asked, "Do ya wanna tell me a story 'bout trollops an plug tails? Please?"

All I wana know is, what does Imoen know about butt-plugs with tails attached, and why is she interested in bringing that subject up to Charname...
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  • agrisagris Member Posts: 581
    ....
  • CaptRoryCaptRory Member Posts: 1,660
    HAHA! I heard that earlier too! I was like, WTF~? O_o
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    What, was this common knowledge?
  • darthchairdarthchair Member Posts: 191
    edited December 2012
    My virgin eyes.
  • CragspyderCragspyder Member Posts: 28
    Imoen used to get told stories when she was growing up with you (either by Winthrop or Gorion, I don't remeber which). Trollops and plug-tails, whatever they are, were part of those stories. I guess she's feeling a bit nostalgic
  • darthchairdarthchair Member Posts: 191
    Wow...
  • ZanathKariashiZanathKariashi Member Posts: 2,869
    Them trollops doing some kinky **** around here.
  • State_LemmingState_Lemming Member Posts: 375
    I don't feel so dirty anymore now that I know other people had this thought...
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    Ugh. I thought it was cute/fun. Didn't know they were called that and don't want to know.
  • LordsDarkKnight185LordsDarkKnight185 Member Posts: 615
    Oh Winthrop, why did you have to raise her so? >.<
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    I'm kinda GLAD Imoen got out from Candlekeep. Who knows what sorts of depravity might have continued if she had stayed!

    Puff Guts: "5000 gold to stay at my inn."
    Imoen: "But...but...I don't have that much!"
    Pugg Guts: "Well...eh heh heh...I'm sure we can work something out..."
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    @darthchair Really? reed-mil-fam has a meaning. It pre-dates that silly acronym by years. I can hardly worry about some added meaning that came along twelve years after I coined it. Not that it matters; I guess you see what you will.
  • LordsDarkKnight185LordsDarkKnight185 Member Posts: 615
    tyl998 said:

    I'm kinda GLAD Imoen got out from Candlekeep. Who knows what sorts of depravity might have continued if she had stayed!

    Puff Guts: "5000 gold to stay at my inn."
    Imoen: "But...but...I don't have that much!"
    Pugg Guts: "Well...eh heh heh...I'm sure we can work something out..."

    >.< OH god my eyes.
  • darthchairdarthchair Member Posts: 191
    @reedmilfam

    Oh come now. No reason to be all defensive about it. I was just teasing. I figured it was kind of appropriate what with hidden meanings and all that. :)
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    LordsDarkKnight185 said:

    tyl998 said:

    I'm kinda GLAD Imoen got out from Candlekeep. Who knows what sorts of depravity might have continued if she had stayed!

    Puff Guts: "5000 gold to stay at my inn."
    Imoen: "But...but...I don't have that much!"
    Pugg Guts: "Well...eh heh heh...I'm sure we can work something out..."

    >.< OH god my eyes.
    I'm sorry if I ruined your childhood memories XD I got a nice Little Mermaid parody too if you're interested...
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    I always thought that trollops and plug-tails were the Faerun equivalent of Game of Thrones' grumkins and snarks o_O
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    Mutton-mongerin' riff raffs...
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    well, at first I was gonna give the benefit of the doubt to the term "plug-tails" as it *could* refer to some monster, but since trollop refers to whores, plug-tails now only makes sense in one context...
  • XivirielXiviriel Member Posts: 166
    Drawn Together destroyed my innocence...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Tx5QHzoaE
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    SCARY_WIZARD said:

    Mutton-mongerin' riff raffs...

    That quote I'm sure is a clean quote, although why Imoen would be concerned about traffickers of goats and lambs I can't fathom...
  • RilburRilbur Member Posts: 54
    I don't know if I should be disgusted at this thread, or roaring in laughter.

    Or both. ROFL-spew?
  • darthchairdarthchair Member Posts: 191
    @Rilbur Make sure to wash your mouth after that kinda laughter, mister!
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