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What the HECK did Imoen just say?!?!

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  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    SableRhapsody said:

    @Mikkel: I am never taking poor Rasaad to Candlekeep.

    I was going to make a joke about Selune illuminating the darkness, but it just seemed tasteless even by this thread's standards :p
  • OssoryOssory Member Posts: 56
    tyl998 said:

    LordsDarkKnight185 said:

    tyl998 said:

    I'm kinda GLAD Imoen got out from Candlekeep. Who knows what sorts of depravity might have continued if she had stayed!

    Puff Guts: "5000 gold to stay at my inn."
    Imoen: "But...but...I don't have that much!"
    Pugg Guts: "Well...eh heh heh...I'm sure we can work something out..."

    >.< OH god my eyes.
    I'm sorry if I ruined your childhood memories XD I got a nice Little Mermaid parody too if you're interested...
    I always liked the Mermaid in Baldur's Gate (city).
  • AdanuAdanu Member Posts: 37
    Ah, the joys of victorian era puritanism and the stupid people who insist on keeping their values.
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    Well, Forgotten Realms certainly isn't living in the Victorian era...
  • AdanuAdanu Member Posts: 37
    I was referring to people in RL, not FR
  • lakridslakrids Member Posts: 29
    plug tails to everyone, rejoice!!
  • BigityBigity Member Posts: 98
    edited December 2012
    Xiviriel said:

    I thought those were just fictional creatures along the Sword Coast. I googled the definitions thanks to this thread.... My view of Imoen has gone way down, I blame that creepy Puff Guts fellow. He does talk about elven arses far more than the average person.

    You should see what he says when you go back to Candlekeep :D
  • Space_hamsterSpace_hamster Member Posts: 950
    IMOEN is as pure as the driven snow. How dare you guys insinuate that the half-blood heir to the God of Murder has been so disagreeably violated...the mental images this conjures up alone will keep me awake for days.

    Incidentally, we really need the iPad version.
  • ElendarElendar Member Posts: 831
    lelag200 said:

    tyl998 said:

    lelag200 said:

    She always said that.. I don't know how your sick minds twist it into something perverted though. Watching too much porn?

    This is the first time I've played BG properly, so almost everything is new to me. But come on...trollops and plug-tails...you can't tell me that the most likely interpretation isn't suggestive.


    Dunno, guess i'm just naive. I mostly ignore her anyway cuz she's annoying
    I used to hate Imoen... but now she's one of my favorite NPCs :P
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    So... NPCs with plug tails as the next idea for the fan art challenge?
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    Space_hamster said:

    IMOEN is as pure as the driven snow. How dare you guys insinuate that the half-blood heir to the God of Murder has been so disagreeably violated.

    Hmm...so like mother, like daughter?
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    edited December 2012
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    Love how this thread got 1000% more awesome since this morning x3
  • Space_hamsterSpace_hamster Member Posts: 950
    tyl998 said:

    Hmm...so like mother, like daughter?

    Sorry I have my fingers in my ears...LALALALALAL can't hear you!?

  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    Space_hamster said:

    tyl998 said:

    Hmm...so like mother, like daughter?
    Sorry I have my fingers in my ears...LALALALALAL can't hear you!?


    Thank goodness you said ears.
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    Bigity said:

    You should see what he says when you go back to Candlekeep :D

    What DOES he say when we return?
  • PugPugPugPug Member Posts: 560
    She wasn't chasing after charname leaving Candlekeep, she just couldn't face Winthrop alone. It's all so clear to me now.
  • ZafiroZafiro Member Posts: 436
    Giggity!
  • Space_hamsterSpace_hamster Member Posts: 950
    PugPug said:

    She wasn't chasing after charname leaving Candlekeep, she just couldn't face Winthrop alone. It's all so clear to me now.

    That's it! When I get my ipad version working, Winthorp has a date with an acid arrow...

  • bivbibivbi Member Posts: 96
    Want to hear what she says ? As you like.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImunFOi-Vbw
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    Space_hamster said:

    PugPug said:

    She wasn't chasing after charname leaving Candlekeep, she just couldn't face Winthrop alone. It's all so clear to me now.

    That's it! When I get my ipad version working, Winthorp has a date with an acid arrow...

    You have to reach later in the game though. I don't think you can access Acid Arrow spwll in the prologue.
  • TJ_HookerTJ_Hooker Member Posts: 2,438
    When historians look back, it will be this thread that they pinpoint as being the beginning of Baldur's Gate forums' descent into madness...
  • PhilhelmPhilhelm Member Posts: 473
    tyl998 said:

    SCARY_WIZARD said:

    Mutton-mongerin' riff raffs...

    That quote I'm sure is a clean quote, although why Imoen would be concerned about traffickers of goats and lambs I can't fathom...
    "The sheep haven't been puttin' out lately."

  • PhilhelmPhilhelm Member Posts: 473
    As filthy as the Sword Coast is, now I know why those halflings wished they had their own tobacco pipes...
  • Space_hamsterSpace_hamster Member Posts: 950
    :::shudder:::: Half human/half fish Sirens I can deal with, abominations such as Orgrilians I can deal with, diseased gibberlings I can deal with, but a line has to be drawn in the sand. Now I shall have to burn Gullykin to the ground to cleanse the sword coast. Sounds like a job for a Lawful good inquisitor actually.
  • VampQueen31VampQueen31 Member Posts: 60
    If you think thats bad, dont ask what happen to imoen in BG2. Those grey dwarves and Imoen had alot of fun under irenicus' watch.
  • DeviijaDeviija Member Posts: 37
    I done had enough of this.
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    As far as I know, Imoen (and Charname) are both tortured.
  • CalmarCalmar Member Posts: 688
    Jaheira just asked me "What now? Need your pantaloons pressed?" ...
  • lDanielHolmlDanielHolm Member Posts: 225
    edited December 2012
    Yeah, I never realized what this meant back when I originally played the game. (To be fair, I started playing BG when I was around 12...)

    Being much less innocent nowadays, I did a double-take when I realized what she said. I was like, "Wait, really? Plug-tails? Damn, Imoen is kinky!"
  • tyl998tyl998 Member Posts: 144
    I so rarely hear special funny quotes. Anyone know how I can make my characters say them? Click on them lots?
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