Yeslick gets a chapel building devoted to Vergadain in Baldur's Gate. Valygar gets a Necklace of Anti-Magic, to keep "that filthy magic" from working within ten feet of him.
Elminster gets a grey robe and a blue pointy head from me, so that he can disguise himself as Gandalf. Skie gets a copy of the book "Identifing my boyfriend as an douchbag for Dummies". Cromwell gets some pretty pink ribbons that he can braid into his beard. Solaufein gets a pair of ass free chaps.
Melissan gets a set of miniature figurines that look like all the Bhaalspawn in ToB. Just because I got this hilarious picture in my head of her playing with them and acting out what it would have been like if her plan had succeeded. And laughing maniacally while she does it.
Eldoth gets a magical guitar. Unbeknownst to him, I have had it enchanted to refuse to play in tune, no matter what the player does. I will remind him how he bragged that he could master ANY instrument, and send him to his room to practice.
Greywolf can have all my bounty notices that I have collected so far...
Oublek to receive a set of glasses... Can't believe he thought I was Greywolf, can't believe he didn't see me drop an emerald before only handing him one... Maybe his vision is blurred and he saw two...
Nizidramanii'yt (the black dragon in Suldanessellar) gets some poisoned wine to purr inzo that gods forsaken chalice of him! Now drink, you friggin' bastard!
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He gonna find out who's been naughty or nice.
Lothander gets a goose. Actually, make that 2.
Valygar gets a Necklace of Anti-Magic, to keep "that filthy magic" from working within ten feet of him.
Later, after the party...(leaves it to the imagination for now)...
LOL
Skie gets a copy of the book "Identifing my boyfriend as an douchbag for Dummies".
Cromwell gets some pretty pink ribbons that he can braid into his beard.
Solaufein gets a pair of ass free chaps.
Gromnir gets a photoalbum with babypics of Dorn.
Aaaaaand then I spit the water I was drinking out all over the keyboard. Good job. ^u^;;;
Oublek to receive a set of glasses... Can't believe he thought I was Greywolf, can't believe he didn't see me drop an emerald before only handing him one... Maybe his vision is blurred and he saw two...