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[Christmas Thread 2012] Your presents for Baldur's Gate NPCs!

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  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    Prism gets a can of green paint.

    Bassilus gets a warhammer vampire counts army box.
  • Kang54Kang54 Member Posts: 58
    Winski Perorate gets an all-paid Sword Coast Cruise for putting up with Sarevok.

    Winthrop gets a full year supply of extra-strength cleaners and dish clothes so that he can keep the place "as clean as an Elven arse!"
  • AndreaColomboAndreaColombo Member Posts: 5,530
    Prism gets a fake love letter signed by Ellesime.

    Mazzy gets a pair of fancy Vagabond shoes with high heels.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Melicamp to receive an egg with a mysterious note saying...

    Dear Father,

    Mother has decided that I should spend Christmas with you. She said we will have a cracking time together...

    *back story tastic!*
  • ZafiroZafiro Member Posts: 436
    Khalid gets a pair of..(I know what you think, and you should be ashamed)
    Boots of Speed, and Varscona. Yes, I very much like Khalid.
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  • ChowChow Member Posts: 1,192
    Demogorgon gets a pair of human-sized chew toys.
  • XivirielXiviriel Member Posts: 166
    Ragefast gets a blow up nymph doll. Ramazith gets an Elevator.
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  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    I give Sarevok a tiny part of my soul :D
    Mary Christmas, you just became alive again :]
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    edited December 2012
    Shandyr said:

    ajwz said:

    Kangaxx gets a cute little santa hat

    aww that's really cute ^^

    This calls for a faaaaanart!

    *poke @LadyEibhilinRhett*
    Oops, was drawing while you posted that... oh well
  • colonel_burgercolonel_burger Member Posts: 279
    A shovel for xzar so he can get a she-meatbag to spend the yuletide with.
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    @Buttercheese
    Yours is way better. I was just like 'screw this, gonna be a total derp about this and just draw a skull with a santa hat that's still totes legit right?'
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766

    @Buttercheese
    Yours is way better. [...]

    It's Mr MacCrap Doodle of Crapington xD
    But still thanks :)
    Your pic totally reminds me of Murray x3
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  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    edited December 2012
    Anomen gets a pair of balls from me.
    Now go speak up against that douchbag father of yours D:<

    PS:
    @Shandyr
    Thank you :3 But that guy would probably be happy about anything, I really wonder when the last time was he got something for christmas.
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    edited December 2012
    Honestly I am just sitting here reading this thread and trying to resist the urge to give Xan ALL THE THINGS ALL OF THEM JUST ANYTHING I CAN FREAKING THINK OF because he deserves presents but then i am all like 'no, no Linn you already gave him something now stop it.'
    . -c .
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    edited December 2012
    Safana gets a treasure map.
    Brage gets a hug.
    Narcillicus Harwilliger Neen gets a spellbook with very special wards on it, to prevent nosy mages and adventurers from profiting from his research!
    Kirian gets my sincerest apologies, and a suit of elven chainmail +1. I pick on her as much as she picks on me.
    Lord de'Arnise gets my promise that I'll protect his land when I take my father's place!
  • AndreaColomboAndreaColombo Member Posts: 5,530
    Taerom Fuiruim gets away with charging me a wee little bit more than his competition (and to think Thalatyr's having Christmas sales with 25% off his magical items...).

    Laurel gets a faster AI script whereby she actually reacts to gibberlings in a timely fashion, rather than feigning to join the battle after CHARNAME has already vanquished them.

    Tazok gets a stock of scroll of Polymorph, Self to toggle his form between Ogre and Orog at his leisure.
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  • I'll give Edwin an axe to the face.
  • AndreaColomboAndreaColombo Member Posts: 5,530
    Volo gets Michael Bublè's Christmas Album on CD.

    Wait, what? He doesn't know what a CD is?!?
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  • swnmcmlxiswnmcmlxi Member Posts: 297
    I'm wearing the Amulet of Generosity +3. Bentley gets a Rolls Royce.
  • MoomintrollMoomintroll Member Posts: 1,498
    Charname gets some whisky.
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  • ShrimpShrimp Member Posts: 142
    Yaga-Shura gets a (chinchilla?) fur coat to keep him warm during the Holidays.
    The Doomsayer gets a fire extinguisher.
    Larry, Darryl and Darryl get Nexlit's autograph. They're probably going to fight to decide who gets to keep it though.
    Rasaad gets as many rerolls as necessary to get viable stats.
    Keldorn and Cernd get each other's wife.
    Ajantis gets nothing. This "Christmas" has a sense of evil about it.
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