A Beholder as a Easter Egg Recruitable NPC...
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- A Beholder as a Easter Egg Recruitable NPC...98 votes
- Aye. Me thinks ye be on to something great with this idea ere...16.33%
- Forsooth, methinks you drank too much Dwarven ale before making this poll!52.04%
- The Beholder Council, bloated bladder-bags that they are, would not stand for this!31.63%
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Pretty much like a drow ;P
Just putting a beholder in the party isn't going to be "epic". It's something a 14 year old would find enjoyable.
This idea has always been on my mind.
To be able to become a bat while recovering some health, to be able to drain levels, to have a nice avatar, to have a cool voice, and finally... to bite Viconia's neck...
A gauth, maybe?
That's like a hundred eyes, just staring at your ass.
Gazing at it.
Glaring at it.
Covetously licking the lips on their giant mouths.
So, no, I'd not take one.
Would much rather have the devs work on a "regular" character.
Oh wait... He's just a normal human. Never mind...
I also think that you kinda ruin the representativity of your polls, by making one of the answers funnier than the others
A beholder would be way overpowered. It'd also be akward to fit in properly and most likely boring to travel with. Of course, since hes OP, he'd most likely be a very popular companion. Still, bad idea.
Non-serious reply:
Dwarven ale is a helluva drink.
Why can't those with extra eye stalks, tentacles and the ability to defy gravity join the ranks of the NPCs?
Can this overwhelming bigotry towards the lower denizens continue?
Are we really so craven to deny this basic human right... errr... to non-humans?
We need to unite and extend a hand to the... handless, and pull them into the light! (as long as this does not burn them...)
Brothers and Sisters,
The dead and the living,
The good and the green,
The furry and the hairless,
Join hands and sing into the night,
WE WILL BE AN NPC BECAUSE WE DEMAND IT!
Give me a Hell yeah!
HELL YEAH!
Are you with me my friends?
Have you a goal my Gnolls?
What do you wanna see Tasoli?
Are you on the wagon my Dragon?
What do you wanna be when your older Beholder?
But most importantly...
HAVE YOU THE HEART XVART!
Brothers, Sisters ... Get on your knees and sing like a Gibberling! The love train is coming to Baldur's Gate. Everyone on board!
Open your heart! Let the love heal you! Reach out your hands brother and say. I will have an non-humanoid npc! Say it with me!
Is your heart so shrivelled and empty, that you cannot except the love from your Brother Illithid?
Are your arms too limp and weak to hug your Sister Gnoll?
Have you not the will brother. THE WILL! To look at that itsy bitsy baby beholder in the eye and say 'You will be a NPC! YOU WILL!'
Give me a Hell Yeah! The love train is rolling!
But now a serious question arises - how would the devs tackle the romance option for this NPC?
Would "it" go both ways?
Would "it" restrict the CHARNAME to only some race/sex possibilities?
How to tackle the physical intimacy between a humanoid and a squid/beholder/snakeman/whatever sensibly enough? And to still keep the ESRB rating?
(going from experience, that since BG, every Bioware game had a "romance" of some sort...just look at Mass Effect)