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Celebrity Grudge Match: Noober v Algernon

Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
Who would win in a no-holds-barred fight to the death between Noober and Algernon? To make sure it is fair both of them will be naked.
  1. Celebrity Grudge Match: Noober v Algernon65 votes
    1. Noober for the knockout!
      16.92%
    2. Algernon kicks arse!
      21.54%
    3. Too close to call.
        3.08%
    4. Why are they naked?
      27.69%
    5. Can I be naked too?
      15.38%
    6. This poll is a waste of bandwidth. I have better things to do with my time than vote in a ridiculous poll like this.
      10.77%
    7. And the winner is ...
        4.62%
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Comments

  • WilburWilbur Member Posts: 1,173
    Noober would win eventually because that fat ass Algernon would run out of breath.
  • TetraploidTetraploid Member Posts: 252
    Algernon would sit on Noober.
  • KaltzorKaltzor Member Posts: 1,050
    Noober would annoy him to death.
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    With a bit of luck, they'd kill each other.
  • alnairalnair Member Posts: 561
    This poll is a waste of bandwidth. I have better things to do with my time than vote in a ridiculous poll like this...

    ...d'oh!
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    Noober will win, by sheer tenacity. Seriously...have you ever tried NOT to kill him on sight?
    That guy can follow you for full twelve rounds.
  • AlkaluropsAlkalurops Member Posts: 269
    edited October 2013
    Here's Algernon, naked.
    Here's Noober, naked.
    My money's on the Sumo Wrestler.
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    I say Zoe gets nekkid.
  • SionIVSionIV Member Posts: 2,689
    Can we have one of these with ...

    1.) Aerie Vs Tyrianna (The annoying girl from the paladin stronghold)
    2.) Mazzy Vs Korgan
    3.) Saemon Vs Yoshimo
    4.) Jan Vs Alora
    5.) Phaere Vs Bodhi

  • CorvinoCorvino Member Posts: 2,269
    How about Noober vs. Neeber? Distilled annoyance is now available in stereo.
  • CutlassJackCutlassJack Member Posts: 493
    Anyone forced to watch this match would be the loser of course.
  • alnairalnair Member Posts: 561

    I say Zoe gets nekkid.

    You made me develop an intense desire to watch Firefly and Serenity again. Hope you're happy now.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    edited October 2013
    I imagine it would unfold something like this:

  • CoryNewbCoryNewb Member Posts: 1,330
    I declare us all winners here.
  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    They'd have to meet halfway between Beregost and Nashkel. So they would both be killed by the orgrillions with Mirianne's letter.

    Next match: The ogrillions vs. Talantyr's golems.
  • SionIVSionIV Member Posts: 2,689

    They'd have to meet halfway between Beregost and Nashkel. So they would both be killed by the orgrillions with Mirianne's letter.

    Next match: The ogrillions vs. Talantyr's golems.

    The flesh golems are immune to normal weapons so auto win for them.
  • elementelement Member Posts: 833
    who ever wins that fight we all loose
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    Algernon sits on him.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    meagloth said:

    Algernon sits on him.

    Algernon will sit on Noober's face and say, "eat my asshole!"
  • CutlassJackCutlassJack Member Posts: 493
    This is why we cant have nice things.
  • ArcalianArcalian Member Posts: 359
    Noober would be too busy saying "Heya" to actually do anything. Algernon obliterates him
  • WorgWorg Member Posts: 170
    I always charm noober and send him to the south-eastern corner of the map. Hear no annoyance, see no annoyance.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    My money is on the mouse.
  • AlexisisinneedAlexisisinneed Member Posts: 470
    Who is this Algernon guy?
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806

    Who is this Algernon guy?

    He is the fat dude with the clock in beregost in the one inn. You pickpocket him and the charm every single enemy this you can't kill with a small twig and have them jump off a cliff because algernons cloak is OP and awesome like that. I had muhlay kill himself.
  • XerxesVXerxesV Member Posts: 187
    edited October 2013
    I hope Noober wins. That'll teach Algernon for selfishly wanting to keep his possessions.
  • sarevok57sarevok57 Member Posts: 6,002

    This is why we cant have nice things.

    that's not from jeff foxsworthy is it?

  • MalicronMalicron Member Posts: 629
    Awong124 said:

    meagloth said:

    Who is this Algernon guy?

    He is the fat dude with the clock in beregost in the one inn. You pickpocket him and the charm every single enemy this you can't kill with a small twig and have them jump off a cliff because algernons cloak is OP and awesome like that. I had muhlay kill himself.
    You mean cloak. A guy with a clock just makes me think of Flavor Flav.
    Alger-NNNNOOOOOOONNNNN.
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