I have to ask myself... can we afford to ignore the tomatoes? They're all mean killers, I say.
@mlnevese You are the worst Italian ever! Tomatoes are awesome, especially with my grandpa's homemade olive oil, feta cheese and freshly baked bread. Extra awesome when consumed on a beach in Central Greece.
I am Italian, and I love cherry tomatoes with extravergine olive oil, oregano and a little garlic. Not the best salad to eat before kissing a girl, but...whatever. BEWARE, VAMPIRES! >:c
Yeah, you're right... my last girlfriend reminds me of Hexxat...
That might be why you think all the girls are vampires... Don't worry, I'll explain everything as soon as there is time, before eating girls the ideal salad is around 2Kg of cyanide.... I'm joking :P That reminds me that yesterday I finished reading Dracula, nice book, and Dracula had 3 vampire ladies in his castle, until van Helsing (aka Keldorn, the old wise LG man saving the day!) destroyed them.
About garlic: I dislike it a lot, once a while I ate an entire teeth (branch, little bullshit, however you call it in english!!) thinking it was cheese... I think I'm a vampire, it tasted horrible and, well, I'M VAMPIRE!!! I WANTS TO DRINK BLOOD!! And I should watch out for cholesterol, man, blood nowadays >.< it isn't like it was three hundred years ago, aaahh, in those times there were so much vampires than someone thought that Nosferatu reproduced by mitosis... Well, I don't like tomatoes, I mean, I DISLIKE THEM! They don't taste good for me, but strangely I like dissected tomato in a bread with oliva oil and oregano a lot, that's tasty!
Strange fact: mercurium tastes like blood, and blood tastes like CHIKENNN!!! So mercurium tastes like CHIKENNNN!!!
van Keldorn- Casts Dispel Magic: Crevs Daak Crevs Daak- Dispel Effects. Moral of the day: Always convince a wise old LW 18 CHA man to go with you!
No: I mean that my ex is phisically identical to Hexxat, but since I knew her before the NPC, I've realized just now that her incompatibility with me was due the fact that she is so similar to Hexxat that the garlic I ate made her mad...
No: I mean that my ex is phisically identical to Hexxat, but since I knew her before the NPC, I've realized just now that her incompatibility with me was due the fact that she is so similar to Hexxat that the garlic I ate made her mad...
Ah, now I get it Well, that reminds me of Dracula even more but as a dual-classed Cleric you have high Wisdom so dating a vampire is technically impossible, unless! Oh! You've been Dominated! I will get mad too if my pair eats garlic (and gets near me/tries to kiss me), I mean, I despise it's smell, despite of being 101% living, and I also dislike tomato, so the thing is that I'm weird, not a vampire (well, maybe, I'm almost pale, I dislike garlic, I dislike the sunlight, I like blood's taste (it isn't like copper, it is different, it tastes only like blood tastes...>:D), I see very well in the night...), and I suspect that the girls you were dating with was a *shot sound* oh, I'm bleeding... *shot sound* ouch, I was already dying!... Her real.... Identity... Will be lost.... Like tears in the rain. Time to... Die. Hooded Figure did 21 damage to Crevs Daak Crevs Daak- Bleeding Crevs Daak- Damage taken (3) Hooded Figure did 17 damage to Crevs Daak Crevs Daak- Bleeding Crevs Daak- Damage taken (3) Crevs Daak- Damage taken (3) Crevs Daak- Death
About garlic: I dislike it a lot, once a while I ate an entire teeth (branch, little bullshit, however you call it in english!!)
You got it right! The archaic term is "cloves" but "little bullshits" is what we call them nowadays
Yes, the technical term is cloves in English but in American, "little bullshits" is whatever you want it to be, and whatever you want is "little bullshits." It a much easier language when you realize this ill-conceived grammatical rule. [spoiler]On that note, I think "fuck" must have some kind of world record for being a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, article, pronoun, proper noun, and proadjenounitive. [/Spoiler]
Sorry, have to remove the icons because apparently you can't post anything here without it being used against my will/without permission.
Domain: Conversation, Diplomacy Casting Time: 1 Duration: 8 hours Effect: Makes the caster deaf to a chosen school of conversation (Office/Conference, Gossip/Smalltalk, Dad Jokes, Unrequested Advice, Political Ramblings, Religious Ramblings) while leaving the target under the impression to be listened to.
@mlnevese Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it. It doesn't stack, so you'd be vulnurable to all but the selected school forever. It is possible to enchant an item with this spell though, and create, for example, "Amulet of Protection from Dad Jokes" that you can wear when neccessary, and take off to cast protection from a different school.
Someone should make these kind of trinkets as a mod, under KidCarnival's direction. I want them!
Some silly items would definitely be cool for rp purposes. I already suggested to Pecca to turn my useless/practise icons into level 2 divine spells. That category is so lacking in everything, for clerics and druids, it would be ideal for spells that don't do anything but play an animation (like some wild surges only throw glitter or something) and add to roleplay fun.
Well, it could be implemented as protection from creature type: [SCHOOL_OF_CONVERSATION]_BULLSHITTER (new ids entries). Protected creature would be invisible to a chosen type of bullshitter, redirecting his attention to someone unfortunate else. We could even test it on Noober.
"You can't start a conversation with Noober. Noober appears to not listen to you."
Oh the potential!
@Pecca: Semi-seriously, would you make a few silly spells/scrolls that don't do anything but play an animation and give a funny string ("Charname: Protected from Fruitcake") for a mini roleplay mod? The scrolls could be like the green ones (Stone to Flesh) that anyone can use, and scattered into the lists of random drops.
Hey, why not? But then someone should create a mod adding throwing scimitars... wtf, that would be cool! No one remembers Age of Empires II? Mameluke anyone?
Hey, why not? But then someone should create a mod adding throwing scimitars... wtf, that would be cool! No one remembers Age of Empires II? Mameluke anyone?
I play Age of Empires Three...... Not Two.... Sorry
I can make them items if someone wants them, the Amulet of Protection From Dad Jokes seems very useless for a Bhaalspawn but it will come handy for Anomnomnomnomnomnomen. The spells can be made too, but as Pecca said it might require some IDS editing to be given to Druids/clerics for level 2 ("The Empty Level" :P). And a protection from Bullshitters should protect you from: Jopi, Noober, Neeber, Lady Hannah, Salvanas, Habaib Khalid and his Mighty Throwing Scimitars..... Maybe even Protection from Liars so Amelyssan shuts up, Protection from Assholes will make Cernd shut up and thus make the Druid's Grove quest impossible to finish... I think that Protection from Bullshitters is the best one ever, I'll use the almost unused IDS that no one knows about >:D
You cast the spell and they get instantly polymorphed into a mummy...
Then they could fight for you!
You could cast it on a squirrel and they would like go *POW* I'm a mummified squirrel and I cause FEAR ! Eat my nuts? I say eat my undead furry bandaged fist of righteous wrath! *KERPOW*
*Anduin starts rocking back and forth dreaming of a world where you can mummify squirrels with a single spell*
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Tomatoes are awesome, especially with my grandpa's homemade olive oil, feta cheese and freshly baked bread. Extra awesome when consumed on a beach in Central Greece.
*suddenly realizes the motivations of incompatibility*
Oh my...
That reminds me that yesterday I finished reading Dracula, nice book, and Dracula had 3 vampire ladies in his castle, until van Helsing (aka Keldorn, the old wise LG man saving the day!) destroyed them.
About garlic: I dislike it a lot, once a while I ate an entire teeth (branch, little bullshit, however you call it in english!!) thinking it was cheese... I think I'm a vampire, it tasted horrible
Well, I don't like tomatoes, I mean, I DISLIKE THEM! They don't taste good for me, but strangely I like dissected tomato in a bread with oliva oil and oregano a lot, that's tasty!
Strange fact: mercurium tastes like blood, and blood tastes like CHIKENNN!!! So mercurium tastes like CHIKENNNN!!!
van Keldorn- Casts Dispel Magic: Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Dispel Effects.
Moral of the day: Always convince a wise old LW 18 CHA man to go with you!
Crevs Daak- Dispel Effects
Metalloman- Casts Chaotic Commands: Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Protection from Confusion Ah, now I get it
Well, that reminds me of Dracula even more but as a dual-classed Cleric you have high Wisdom so dating a vampire is technically impossible, unless! Oh! You've been Dominated! I will get mad too if my pair eats garlic (and gets near me/tries to kiss me), I mean, I despise it's smell, despite of being 101% living, and I also dislike tomato, so the thing is that I'm weird, not a vampire (well, maybe, I'm almost pale, I dislike garlic, I dislike the sunlight, I like blood's taste (it isn't like copper, it is different, it tastes only like blood tastes...>:D), I see very well in the night...), and I suspect that the girls you were dating with was a *shot sound* oh, I'm bleeding... *shot sound* ouch, I was already dying!... Her real.... Identity... Will be lost.... Like tears in the rain. Time to... Die.
Hooded Figure did 21 damage to Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Bleeding
Crevs Daak- Damage taken (3)
Hooded Figure did 17 damage to Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Bleeding
Crevs Daak- Damage taken (3)
Crevs Daak- Damage taken (3)
Crevs Daak- Death
You got it right! The archaic term is "cloves" but "little bullshits" is what we call them nowadays
It a much easier language when you realize this ill-conceived grammatical rule.
[spoiler]On that note, I think "fuck" must have some kind of world record for being a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, article, pronoun, proper noun, and proadjenounitive. [/Spoiler]
Protection from Bullshit
Sorry, have to remove the icons because apparently you can't post anything here without it being used against my will/without permission.
Domain: Conversation, Diplomacy
Casting Time: 1
Duration: 8 hours
Effect: Makes the caster deaf to a chosen school of conversation (Office/Conference, Gossip/Smalltalk, Dad Jokes, Unrequested Advice, Political Ramblings, Religious Ramblings) while leaving the target under the impression to be listened to.
I want them!
Oh the potential!
@Pecca: Semi-seriously, would you make a few silly spells/scrolls that don't do anything but play an animation and give a funny string ("Charname: Protected from Fruitcake") for a mini roleplay mod? The scrolls could be like the green ones (Stone to Flesh) that anyone can use, and scattered into the lists of random drops.
But then someone should create a mod adding throwing scimitars... wtf, that would be cool! No one remembers Age of Empires II? Mameluke anyone?
I can make them items if someone wants them, the Amulet of Protection From Dad Jokes seems very useless for a Bhaalspawn but it will come handy for Anomnomnomnomnomnomen.
The spells can be made too, but as Pecca said it might require some IDS editing to be given to Druids/clerics for level 2 ("The Empty Level" :P).
And a protection from Bullshitters should protect you from: Jopi, Noober, Neeber, Lady Hannah, Salvanas, Habaib Khalid and his Mighty Throwing Scimitars..... Maybe even Protection from Liars so Amelyssan shuts up, Protection from Assholes will make Cernd shut up and thus make the Druid's Grove quest impossible to finish... I think that Protection from Bullshitters is the best one ever, I'll use the almost unused IDS that no one knows about >:D
You cast the spell and they get instantly polymorphed into a mummy...
Then they could fight for you!
You could cast it on a squirrel and they would like go *POW* I'm a mummified squirrel and I cause FEAR ! Eat my nuts? I say eat my undead furry bandaged fist of righteous wrath! *KERPOW*
*Anduin starts rocking back and forth dreaming of a world where you can mummify squirrels with a single spell*