588: You come to the unpleasant realization that a mage's familiar actually does a better job killing the rats in Reevor's storehouse than any fighter character you could build at level 1.
589: Your end a religious, philosophical or political debate with the words "DEATH to the disbelievers!" When the police come for you, you try to flee into a sewer.
590: You try to sign up on a dating site but give up in frustration because you can't set your race to "Human" and specify that you're only interested in Humans, Elves, Half-Elves and Dwarves.
591: You stop going to the local pub because they don't have De'Tranion's Baalor Ale.
592: For your nephew's 14'th birthday you give him a keg of ale and a Bastard Sword.
592-a: Your sister and brother-in-law turn you out of their house, to which you reply, "Have I lost my stronghold?"
595. You want to play BG several times more with Pillars of Eternity portraits instead of Pillars of Eternity itself.
596. Your working table's as clean as a Dwarven hammer.
597. Your boss is not satisfied with our work, you tell him that his has mistaken you for someone else and that you're Dimwit, this is your good friend Boob, and behind you there're Brainless and Moron.
598. You come back from your holiday and your parents ask how has it been you answer that you've been adventuring because there's a world out there and it needs a righteous old kick in the arse every now and again, doesn't it?
599. Your parrot says "Ooo! Shiny ones!"
600. Before falling into Oblivion after 8 cocktails you murmor: Don't... Forget... To Raise... Me....
I don't remember if it was said before or not it tooo long a list so
615: When you are looking on the picture bar to the right and you know what has being cast on you by the little symbols on it, without actually going inside the profile and look it up.
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590: You try to sign up on a dating site but give up in frustration because you can't set your race to "Human" and specify that you're only interested in Humans, Elves, Half-Elves and Dwarves.
591: You stop going to the local pub because they don't have De'Tranion's Baalor Ale.
592: For your nephew's 14'th birthday you give him a keg of ale and a Bastard Sword.
592-a: Your sister and brother-in-law turn you out of their house, to which you reply, "Have I lost my stronghold?"
596. Your working table's as clean as a Dwarven hammer.
597. Your boss is not satisfied with our work, you tell him that his has mistaken you for someone else and that you're Dimwit, this is your good friend Boob, and behind you there're Brainless and Moron.
598. You come back from your holiday and your parents ask how has it been you answer that you've been adventuring because there's a world out there and it needs a righteous old kick in the arse every now and again, doesn't it?
599. Your parrot says "Ooo! Shiny ones!"
600. Before falling into Oblivion after 8 cocktails you murmor: Don't... Forget... To Raise... Me....
601: When deciding on a family pet, you insist on a pseudo- or fairy dragon.
601b: When your parents bring you home a bunny you say: "But moooooom! I'm not true neutral!"
601c: After that episode you decide to switch to neutral evil and get a dust mephit instead. That'll show 'em.
601f: next Halloween, you go as Minsc.
I need to write that last one in my agenda... and buy a hamster...
A for Amelyssan and Z for Zhurlong... Hmmm, this can be an idea for a new thread
615: When you are looking on the picture bar to the right and you know what has being cast on you by the little symbols on it, without actually going inside the profile and look it up.