1271. You play a dnd module and the second you hear that you're going to visit Beregost and Baldur's Gate you squee (It's Hoard of the Dragon Queen btw)
1272. When you apply for a job you feel fits you perfectly, don't get the job and later see how the organization in question happily posts a picture of the person who did get the job. And your first reaction is to quote Sarevok.
1274. You make audible remarks to yourself bashing other people while talking to those exact same people.
1275. You avoid doing stuff because you know there's a 5% chance of a Wild Surge occurring.
1276. You won't hurt a fly because it might be a paladin under an illusion spell.
1277. You mentally spell backwards the name of everyone you meet to make sure they're not an enemy in disguise.
1278. You start believing that Arnold really meant to say "Get to the Copper" because he left a shield that reflects predator rays at the Copper Coronet.
1277. You mentally spell backwards the name of everyone you meet to make sure they're not an enemy in disguise.
I guess people named Bob and Anna (or the longer Hannah) are safe. Just be friends with those people. Stay away from Aidan's though, they are Nadia's in disguise.
1277. You mentally spell backwards the name of everyone you meet to make sure they're not an enemy in disguise.
Yarrumgnillor does sound like the name of an enemy fond of disguises.
You got that right. I'm really an Icelandic vulcano bent on spilling my hot liquids to nearby countries. I'll start with Britain and make Brexit a non-issue. Mmmmwahahaha!
1277. You mentally spell backwards the name of everyone you meet to make sure they're not an enemy in disguise.
Yarrumgnillor does sound like the name of an enemy fond of disguises.
You got that right. I'm really an Icelandic vulcano bent on spilling my hot liquids to nearby countries. I'll start with Britain and make Brexit a non-issue. Mmmmwahahaha!
Just realized I misspelled "volcano". Too much Star Trek, I guess.
1280. You find out there is a movie called "The Equalizer" starring Denzel Washington and wonder how much CGI it took to make Denzel look like a longsword.
1281. You also go straight to IMDb to check if there's any movie called "Lilarcor" coming out soon and who will play the sharp and edgy bastard - you cross your fingers for Nic Cage.
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(It's Hoard of the Dragon Queen btw)
It should have been I!
It should have been I!
P.S. (a couple of hours later) Why am I hoarding arrows of fire??? I know there aren't any trolls in BG1!
1275. You avoid doing stuff because you know there's a 5% chance of a Wild Surge occurring.
1276. You won't hurt a fly because it might be a paladin under an illusion spell.
1277. You mentally spell backwards the name of everyone you meet to make sure they're not an enemy in disguise.
1278. You start believing that Arnold really meant to say "Get to the Copper" because he left a shield that reflects predator rays at the Copper Coronet.
Yarrumgnillor does sound like the name of an enemy fond of disguises.
I guess people named Bob and Anna (or the longer Hannah) are safe. Just be friends with those people. Stay away from Aidan's though, they are Nadia's in disguise.
You got that right. I'm really an Icelandic vulcano bent on spilling my hot liquids to nearby countries. I'll start with Britain and make Brexit a non-issue. Mmmmwahahaha!
Would "eikel" also be suitable to describe the quality of Dutch football players these days?
I'll just leave this here...
A true enemy would disguise his name as
Puuoyevigannogreven
1280. You find out there is a movie called "The Equalizer" starring Denzel Washington and wonder how much CGI it took to make Denzel look like a longsword.
1281. You also go straight to IMDb to check if there's any movie called "Lilarcor" coming out soon and who will play the sharp and edgy bastard - you cross your fingers for Nic Cage.