Since we talked about language learning in another thread:
1232. When you use Baldur's gate and other fantasy games/books/movies to learn a language. And then you end up knowing loads of words for medieval weapons, magic components and mythical beings in that language, but can't name a single item in a modern kitchen.
Since we talked about language learning in another thread:
1232. When you use Baldur's gate and other fantasy games/books/movies to learn a language. And then you end up knowing loads of words for medieval weapons, magic components and mythical beings in that language, but can't name a single item in a modern kitchen.
This is making me laugh I have this vision coming to my mind:
JoenSo: "Honey, please pass me the iron maiden."
Honey: "The what?!"
JoenSo: "You know, that metal thing that looks like a box with spikes."
1234. When you forget that you're supposed to pack for a trip because your mind is suddenly assaulted by a multitude of questions about magic returning throwing weapons. Would they be more deadly (hitting someone, only to disappear and leave a gaping, bleeding wound behind)? How does it know that you actually want it to return? Does it return to your hand if you throw it a bit too hard in the trash bin? Questions questions.
1237: You know that the most common causes of divorce along the Sword Coast are when one part of a couple gets left in a tent, a "Naked Basilisk Hunt", or kissing a Nereid.
1238: Your favorite insult is "Go kiss a comely lass!"
1224. When you create image below, just because a friend asked why you have been playing Baldurs Gate all the months long and how big the game actually is
1224. When you create image below, just because a friend asked why you have been playing Baldurs Gate all the months long and how big the game actually is!
When you read this map carefully and is pretty sure the map is *missing* certain area.
1243. You create new kits to fit the RP aspects of your next charname but since you play too much BG you have never had time to learn actual modding so you have to stick to rudimentary changes in eekeeper.
1244. You cry a little over your lacking modding skills.
Edit: Memes are ok to post if I've understood the rules correctly, right? If not, please let me know and I'll delete it.
1248. Your son and you have a longish conversation about his game of World of Warcraft which he is currently having difficulty with playing as a dwarf king, and you promptly steer the conversation onto shorty bonuses, drow instead of orcs, and although it's a shame he can't play as an elf everybody knows they are utter A'holes.
(true story, he's just gone out to the shops for me)
1253. You play NVN2 and just wish you could end it all and go back to BG again, but since you've played too much BG lately you just HAVE to take a break and try to find some fun elsewhere.
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1232. When you use Baldur's gate and other fantasy games/books/movies to learn a language. And then you end up knowing loads of words for medieval weapons, magic components and mythical beings in that language, but can't name a single item in a modern kitchen.
JoenSo: "Honey, please pass me the iron maiden."
Honey: "The what?!"
JoenSo: "You know, that metal thing that looks like a box with spikes."
Honey: "Here is the cheese grater."
"The dog with the stick?"
"The what with the what?"
1238: Your favorite insult is "Go kiss a comely lass!"
(You know, the game is never big/long enough)
1244. You cry a little over your lacking modding skills.
Edit: Memes are ok to post if I've understood the rules correctly, right? If not, please let me know and I'll delete it.
1246. You wonder how clean the streets of beregost really are.
(true story, he's just gone out to the shops for me)