1190. You move to Singapore for half a year for work, go back home to Sweden for christmas/new years but leave you comp in Singapore , then spend the whole holidays thinking about your ongoing playthrough while your girlfriend looks at you and asks why you look so thoughtful. You answer that you think about work and all the things you need to prepare and do for the year end closing because she will never understand the level of obsession you have. Never.
1191. You go for lengthy bathroom break with the Ipad just to get a quick-fix.
1192. When your little boy is sick in the middle of the night and you just manage to FINALLY get him to sleep, you go check your party setup before a big fight on your IWDEE run then check the new comments on the forum instead of going back to sleep.
1196. Alternately, you start to see dark conspiracies and mad bids for godhood around every corner when you think about politics. You insist that your tinfoil hat protects you from getting crit by bandits.
1199. When you still have not finished Pillars of Eternity. Or the Watcher 3 (I have made a decent effort, but the game is REALLY long. I say as if that is a bad thing.).
(Sorry if someone already mentioned this, I didnt feel like reading 1198 other comments to see if someone beat me to it).
1197. When it is monday morning and you wish that your coffee is a potion of mind focusing...
It isn't?!
Only if that coffee is blue.
What if you use blue sugar? I know it's for decorating cakes but...
It may work if you try on a Blue Monday, or if you're a wild mage.
1200. When you're pondering the various pros and cons of dualclassing to wild mage irl.
And some further sub-points for BG2 & PS:T veterans:
1200α. When you remember you used to be a wild mage and look for Dak'kon's sword to help you respecialize. 1200β. When Dak'kon's sword says nothing. 1200ω. When it updates your journal.
1201. when i see BG potions in my perfume bottles and have made jokes to people whove played the game that "LOL my J-LO perfume bottle looks like a potion of speed" and "haha i could throw my perfume at people and yell invisibility potion and flee while they looked stunned and mutter wtf to themselves"
1197. When it is monday morning and you wish that your coffee is a potion of mind focusing...
1202. When you feel concerned for your characters because you're not sure if coffee exists in the forgotten realms. And goodness me, they could sure use some considering how much I ignore their fatigue complaints. Maybe this should go under "You know you're drinking too much coffee when..."?
When you worry about whether your Charname/party are getting enough to eat as there are no handy takeaways/fastfood places when they turn up in town really late at night after saving the world. (Inns/pubs, fat chance past 9pm)
When you worry about whether your Charname/party are getting enough to eat as there are no handy takeaways/fastfood places when they turn up in town really late at night after saving the world. (Inns/pubs, fat chance past 9pm)
That's why you should always buy rations when playing D&D
When you worry about whether your Charname/party are getting enough to eat as there are no handy takeaways/fastfood places when they turn up in town really late at night after saving the world. (Inns/pubs, fat chance past 9pm)
Inns along trade route towns and those in major cities would have had something available (not sure about takeout though heh). Nothing fresh of course, but it wouldn't be an uncommon occurrence to get people through their doors at all hours after all.
There's bags of holdings, so there should also be "lunchboxes of infinite freshness" to keep every adventurer's lunches crisp and fresh, even on long jorneys.
1204. You're making up headcanon items to explain some irregularities in the game, such as lack of food/rations and toilets (the infinite book of spell's pages can be used to.. you know, it's paper and it's infinite. Maybe not as soft as preferred, but an adventurer can't be picky when the black dragon is roaring in the belly and want's to escape and soar the skies).
There's bags of holdings, so there should also be "lunchboxes of infinite freshness" to keep every adventurer's lunches crisp and fresh, even on long jorneys.
1204. You're making up headcanon items to explain some irregularities in the game, such as lack of food/rations and toilets (the infinite book of spell's pages can be used to.. you know, it's paper and it's infinite. Maybe not as soft as preferred, but an adventurer can't be picky when the black dragon is roaring in the belly and want's to escape and soar the skies).
1209. You wait six seconds before taking another sip of coffee.
Who says that has anything to do with D&D? That stuff is hot.
1210. You have a circular loop of characters inspired by your BG character who were inspired by other characters who were inspired by your BG characters...
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1191. You go for lengthy bathroom break with the Ipad just to get a quick-fix.
1196. Alternately, you start to see dark conspiracies and mad bids for godhood around every corner when you think about politics. You insist that your tinfoil hat protects you from getting crit by bandits.
(Sorry if someone already mentioned this, I didnt feel like reading 1198 other comments to see if someone beat me to it).
And some further sub-points for BG2 & PS:T veterans:
1200β. When Dak'kon's sword says nothing.
1200ω. When it updates your journal.
When you worry about whether your Charname/party are getting enough to eat as there are no handy takeaways/fastfood places when they turn up in town really late at night after saving the world.
(Inns/pubs, fat chance past 9pm)
1204. You're making up headcanon items to explain some irregularities in the game, such as lack of food/rations and toilets (the infinite book of spell's pages can be used to.. you know, it's paper and it's infinite. Maybe not as soft as preferred, but an adventurer can't be picky when the black dragon is roaring in the belly and want's to escape and soar the skies).
1206. You even stop to consider the idea of backstabbing a mimic.
1208. You see a traffic light and start crossing the street only when your aura is clear.
1210. You have a circular loop of characters inspired by your BG character who were inspired by other characters who were inspired by your BG characters...