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What should you do if you have been accidently eaten by your pet Pit-Fiend... Choose an option...
If you have been eaten by a Pit-Fiend, what would you do?
What should you do if you have been accidently eaten by your pet Pit-Fiend... Choose an option... 36 votes
Hammer your fists and feet against the stomach lining in the hope of causing a stomach upset.
Cast burning hands up the esophagus and cause chronic heart burn.
Sit and contemplate your predicament musing that life on the outside would literally be hell.
Stare at the pyloric sphincter, the entrance to the intestines, and consider if this is the true abyss or a chance for an (explosive) rebirth.
Cast protect from evil and hope the pit-fiend will be saved from subservience to his evil emperor overlord, by his son, who sensed there was still good in him...
Cast Gate. This will either summon another Pit-Fiend, causing an explosive, messy situation OR summon the Pit-Fiend that you are currently inside to appear in it's own stomach, breaking the fabric of reality and ending the universe as we know it in a cataclysmic event WORSE than the spellplague... Do it for the giggles...
Contemplate that this is by far Anduin's dumbest poll... You would be dissolved in the stomach acid, and how did the Pit fiend eat you without chewing? I bet you have a ring of acid protection, huh? Cast Outilukes sphere of invulnerabilty, yes? Anyway smart ass... I'm not voting... Just want to see what @Shandyr and @Booinyoureyes voted for... Cretin...