"Ha! This Pit Fiend thinks by devouring me it has won! Now I shall don this unidentified belt I looted from Gorion's corpse and use the only spell I have ever learned to escape so I might be reunited with Imoen to regale her with tales of trollops and plug tails! I get the feeling Anomen didn't bother to include me in his Protection From Evil aura. Some people are so touchy - he should know well enough by now not to look like a troll when he uses the latrine. That face he makes - it was an honest mistake that anybody could have made. Oh well, I shall simply ask him about it when I am free from this abyss.
...Is that something staring back? What is that? It looks like the soup Viconia made for me the other night. I didn't have the heart to tell her it needed salt. Possibly. The soup was just so confusing. What am I looking at? What is that? It tastes like sadness. The texture is like butter that has been left to curdle but is also slightly burnt yet gives me the oddest feeling I've put some sort of skin flake in my mouth... But the skin flake from a Frost Giant's armpit after a boil has fallen from its body and been left in the sun for a month. Ah, well, in the bag of holding you go - possibly Viconia will enjoy it. She always seems to delight when I bring back treats.
Now, to teach this fiend what a Bhaalspawn is made of! I AM A PRODUCT OF BHAAL'S! FEEL MY TAINT!
3, 2, 1 --- FIREBALL!" - The last entry in Nukeface's journal, but you wouldn't know that as it was incinerated utterly. Also, hell.
"You know, this reminds me of that time way back when great great great great great great great great great great uncle Anduin was eaten by a pit fiend. He was always waging war on the evil broccolord Shandyr, though at the time they were former nemeses turned friends, or at least that's what Anduin thought. It turned out that Shandyr was secretly formulating a plan to rid the realms of my dear great great great great great great great great great great uncle once and for all. The plan, of course, was to lure him inside of his pet pit fiend by capturing and holding a young cauliflower seedling captive inside the fiend's belly. The plan seemed to work, but my great great great great great great great great great great uncle was a crafty one, and he escaped by coating himself in a special reisin made from angel sweat and body hair. Oh, the resulting cacophony of the pit fiend coughing up hairballs was enough to wake the dead, but thankfully uncle Spanky was eaten by a griffon, so he was incapable of returning to life. Trust me, if you'd ever heard one of his long-winded tales, you would likely send him back to the grave yourself."-Jan Jansen
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Luckily I passed through this... Errr test... Yes. Test! Unscathed.
EDIT:I take it back... I think @jackjack may have been responsible...
...Is that something staring back? What is that? It looks like the soup Viconia made for me the other night. I didn't have the heart to tell her it needed salt. Possibly. The soup was just so confusing. What am I looking at? What is that? It tastes like sadness. The texture is like butter that has been left to curdle but is also slightly burnt yet gives me the oddest feeling I've put some sort of skin flake in my mouth... But the skin flake from a Frost Giant's armpit after a boil has fallen from its body and been left in the sun for a month. Ah, well, in the bag of holding you go - possibly Viconia will enjoy it. She always seems to delight when I bring back treats.
Now, to teach this fiend what a Bhaalspawn is made of! I AM A PRODUCT OF BHAAL'S! FEEL MY TAINT!
3, 2, 1 --- FIREBALL!" - The last entry in Nukeface's journal, but you wouldn't know that as it was incinerated utterly. Also, hell.
He regularly stuffs his pita with kebab meat and 'xtraa 'oot chillay saaasss.
He says he can almost taste it again on... on... *cough* Errm... When he is playing game of thrones...
Anyway not what I had in mind but it depends on your transit difficulty slider.
edit: typos may kill!
*Anduin examines peace treaty of the Brocco-flower between Lord @Shandyr and Pharaoh @Anduin for infringements...*
I'm gonna go ahead and declare my loyalty for @Anduin in this upcoming vegetable war.
Sorry @Shandyr but he was helpful and supportive when I went through my zombification phase.