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  • CaeDaresCaeDares Member Posts: 182
    Don't go near the Butt.
  • SmilingSwordSmilingSword Member Posts: 827
    edited March 2015
    Garlic is life.
    Having a meal without garlic, is like dancing with your sister.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    edited June 2015
    When you're playing a musical instrument, and someone suddenly asks you to give it to them, don't. They WILL break it.
  • FardragonFardragon Member Posts: 4,511
    Nimran said:

    When you're playing a musical instrument, and someone suddenly asks you to give it to them, don't. They WILL break it.

    Give it to them. I'm sure they have a good reason.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Knowing is half the battle.
  • jacobtanjacobtan Member Posts: 655
    Human history is like a death march - always progressing but with no end in sight, and everyone who participates in it dies on the way.
  • jacobtanjacobtan Member Posts: 655
    When you encounter people who are too full of themselves, be gracious and understanding - this wouldn't have happened if they were of higher capacities.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Engage BRAIN BEFORE opening mouth.

    Go not to the elves for advice for they will say both no and yes.

    Sex is rarely casual

    If you rely on luck, you don't deserve it.

    If at first you don't succeed, cheat. If that doesn't work, read directions.

    Vampires don't sparkle.

    If you want a sure way to get laid, cosplay a vampire that sparkles.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Never drive faster than you can see. Beyond that it's all in the reflexes.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Blessings on this fine machine,
    May its data all be clean.
    Let the files stay where they're put,
    Away from disk drives keep all soot.
    From its screen shall come no whines,
    Let in no spikes on power lines.
    As oaks were sacred to the Druids,
    Let not the keyboard suffer fluids.
    Disk Full shall be nor more than rarity,
    The memory shall not miss its parity.
    From the modem shall come wonders,
    Without line noise making blunders.
    May it never catch a virus,
    And all its software stay desirous.
    Oh let the printer never jam,
    And turn my output into spam.
    I ask of Eris, noble queen,
    Keep Murphy far from this machine.
    ~1988 Zhahai Stewart

    Truer (and longer) words of wisdom were never typed! Also works as good luck charm in the IT branche.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    @Kamigoroshi - that seems more like a prayer or mantra rather than words of wisdom per say...
  • WilburWilbur Member Posts: 1,173
    The one who never falls, never stands up.
  • jacobtanjacobtan Member Posts: 655
    All expectations arise from wishful thinking.
  • kaguanakaguana Member Posts: 1,328
    Don't let negative & toxic people to rent place in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
  • jacobtanjacobtan Member Posts: 655
    edited July 2015
    There will be scams as long as people believe that only others will fall for them.
  • kaguanakaguana Member Posts: 1,328
    The word of wisdom is for our physical and spiritual benefit. ;)
  • jacobtanjacobtan Member Posts: 655
    It's fine to look plain or ugly - 1000 years from now, we'll all look the same as one another.
  • kaguanakaguana Member Posts: 1,328
    “Voice is not just the sound that comes from your throat, but the feelings that come from your words.” Jennifer Donnelly
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    jacobtan said:

    It's fine to look plain or ugly - 1000 years from now, we'll all look the same as one another.

    No. It's never fine to look so.

    "You can never be overdressed or overeducated."
    -Wilde
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