@DreadKhan and their Dark Lord is named Moloch and Hitler was vegetarian because Peron was worried that the meat they were sending would rot during the journey, so they sent vegetables instead to fed the nazis.
Ah yes, Moloch, the infernal patron of Jazz Cigarettes and Baby Eating! ('Mara-Joo-Wanna: The Devil's Stinking Cabbage' covered that pretty well) I didnt know Peron was Patron of Nazis... I kinda assumed it was Azazel, the Scapegoat. He wasnt too fond of the Jews, being God's Chosen and all.
Poor Anduin, trying to enjoy the joys of mobile internet, his laptop constantly circled by sparkling vampires crying they are monsters, werewolves running around without shirts and crying their nipples are freezing and hippies conducting their third prayer to Dark Lord this night. (Seriously, as if one was not enough) That and the chirping of the cicadas makes his bandages, on what used to be ears, hurt.
I'm all majestic eyes on top of majestic eyes, Lord Shandyr. How have things been at Castle Wisdom?
Oh fine. They've been fine. As always I'm plotting to gain world domi.... UHM *cough* to defeat for once and for all my old nemesis Andu... UHM *cough cough* I mean... (carefully now, Shandyr) to bring everyone joy and happiness! (yeah that works)
I sense a subtle attempt at misdirection here... I just am unable to point it out though....
@Anduin: I have this very realistic cat statue; think you could find a buyer...? One @Lemernis doesn't visit often...?
@Shandyr: I'll be keeping an eye on your progress. There can never be too much joy and happiness in the world. (Wish I had a belly. Care Bearholder... Hmmm... GAH. STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE, EYEWIN. Why? Hold bear not evil?! Oh̨ shut͝ uṕ, ̵Ey̢e͘ ̕of ̛Hi̵r͢o.̡.. Then no more travel to future! No more Lord Spock! SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU. I can't even decide how to insult you! You are a shame to House Lannister! But my name is Eye of Nakamura...? I W͘I̕L҉L̨ h̶a͜ve҉ ̀y̵o̵úr ab͘i̧lit͝y to̵ ̕time̡ ̡tra͏vel! ̨STO̡P̧ ̴ST̴OPP̵I͘N̶G͠ ́T̢I̢ME̕!̡ *zap*)
Hmmm... Ah... Ladies and Gentlemen, our generous, orbical and splendidly extra sighted benefactor would like to remind YOU the loyal punter that this once in a lifetime offer of a very realistic cat statue is NOT fluffy. We are grateful of this bonafida benefit. As no one likes cat statutory fluff clogging up the dust pan...
Another shot of that cat statue to wet your appetites and open those purse strings...
Veraka: "Well, Minsc said something about a stone altar Slathered in sigils, where Boo spoke to him, But Boo interrupted his bombastic tale So it seems we shan't know how a simple hamster Came from space, or was made miniature among mortals. The ranger had a tale, But Boo then stopped it short. If wisdom shall prevail, I'd ask no more henceforth."
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That and the chirping of the cicadas makes his bandages, on what used to be ears, hurt.
@Anduin, you're still in the statue business?
I'm all majestic eyes on top of majestic eyes, Lord Shandyr. How have things been at Castle Wisdom?
Why did I suddenly think of this one?
...or this one?
"M̨ý n͠ame͡ ͏i͟s͝ ̧He͜lm of́ Ęye a̡n̴d I̸ ͟have̕ ͟c̛om͝e̡ ͞f҉rơm t͜h͠e̛ p̸a̸s̛t to wo̵o ́you̶!́"̛
@Anduin: I have this very realistic cat statue; think you could find a buyer...? One @Lemernis doesn't visit often...?
@Shandyr: I'll be keeping an eye on your progress. There can never be too much joy and happiness in the world. (Wish I had a belly. Care Bearholder... Hmmm... GAH. STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE, EYEWIN. Why? Hold bear not evil?! Oh̨ shut͝ uṕ, ̵Ey̢e͘ ̕of ̛Hi̵r͢o.̡.. Then no more travel to future! No more Lord Spock! SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU. I can't even decide how to insult you! You are a shame to House Lannister! But my name is Eye of Nakamura...? I W͘I̕L҉L̨ h̶a͜ve҉ ̀y̵o̵úr ab͘i̧lit͝y to̵ ̕time̡ ̡tra͏vel! ̨STO̡P̧ ̴ST̴OPP̵I͘N̶G͠ ́T̢I̢ME̕!̡ *zap*)
Roll up! Roll up!
One genuine, pedigree, life-like, grand, Micheal-angelican masterpiece of modern artistic sculpture!
I present to you, for a short time only, a very realistic cat statue
Please note... Does not come with skunk.
@LadyRhian @Kitteh_On_A_Cloud @typo_tilly as cat lovers, and an assured good home for said cat. I allow you to have first bid!
Hmmm... Ah... Ladies and Gentlemen, our generous, orbical and splendidly extra sighted benefactor would like to remind YOU the loyal punter that this once in a lifetime offer of a very realistic cat statue is NOT fluffy. We are grateful of this bonafida benefit. As no one likes cat statutory fluff clogging up the dust pan...
Another shot of that cat statue to wet your appetites and open those purse strings...
Note: The slow reading clot not included.
*pays 500 gold fee to @Anduin, tries on new helm*
*blinks repeatedly*
Yeah, yeah... A wizard did it...
Slathered in sigils, where Boo spoke to him,
But Boo interrupted his bombastic tale
So it seems we shan't know how a simple hamster
Came from space, or was made miniature among
mortals.
The ranger had a tale,
But Boo then stopped it short.
If wisdom shall prevail,
I'd ask no more henceforth."