You know you haven't woken up properly when ....

kiwidoc

1/. You put your cup of tea in the fridge door and carry the bottle of milk into the study and put it on your computer table.
2/. You carefully squeeze and drain your teabag, drop it back into your cup and try to put the lid for your rubbish carton onto the cup.

I did the first yesterday, and the second today ...

OneAngryMushroom

1. When you put your cereal bowl in the coffee maker and make cereal in your coffee mug. You really know you're still asleep when you don't care.

2. When you chew on raw coffee beans to wake up in the morning classes

mch202

When you wake up at 11 a.m and the alarm clock is set to 6:30 a.m...

DreadKhan

This is why if I have anything remotely important to do during a day, I get up very, very early. I need +2h to wake up. Mind you, I love that time above all else, so there you go. Usually drink a pot of coffee, do some light excercise, est a decent breakfast... really brings out your best during the day.

O_Bruce

When you have bad mood throught entire day and you can't explain it in any rational way.

FinneousPJ

When you realize it's lunch and you haven't done any work. At all.

cognoscentus

When you can't decide whether you were really running around naked or if it was just a dream!

meagloth

I'll mix up the fridge and the cubord we keep the dishware in all the time. Also, I generally take about 5 hours to wake up and then after about an hour I'm pretty much ready for bed.

CrevsDaak

When you go and wash the dishes in the bathroom.

When you use your laptop as it was you iPad (yeah, touching the scree).

When you write WeiDU on a C code.

When you carry the cereal container to your room and leave the bowl in the kitchen instead.

When you wake up at 12 am and go back to sleep for 2 hours more.

When you type your username where it says password and your password where it says username and the wonder why the fuck you aren't getting logged in the BG:EE forums.

When you know you are actually with another person in the room and shock because they just sneezed a little bit loud.

When you can't think of more things of this type when you actually do things like this each day.

Edit: when you actually put toothpaste over a spoon thinking it is your toothbrush.

Kaltzor

When you're too tired to stand up or even sit up.

mlnevese

My secret is that i'm never properly awake...

Lateralus

kiwidoc said:

2/. You carefully squeeze and drain your teabag,

Dude...no. Just not cool.

InvictusCobra

When you are taking a shower, feel dizzy and nearly fall to a potential death because you didn't sleep enough.

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JuliusBorisov

O_Bruce

When looking at the mirror in the morning, you are afraid your face will give you nightmares next night.

Silverstar

You swipe your credit card repeatedly for 5 minutes at your workplace's entry door and wonder why it won't work. "Stupid magnetic strip! Why are you such an unreliable technol---- oh..."

jackjack

When you haven't actually slept at all.

Pibaro

When my Doberman takes me out for peeing

Lindeblom

When you wake up, walk out naked to the bathroom and realise when the door close behind you that you are in the corridor......happens more frequently at hotels

dunbar

Spraying shaving foam under your arms whilst wondering why your deodorant is still on the shelf.
And of course there's always the 'I'm sure that's not my bedroom ceiling' syndrome'.

Anduin

When you put the nappy on back to front... as well as the funny dungaree things, shoes and coat... And only realise something is up when you put the hood up and it hides her cute little face...

deltago

I have done the "making a cup of coffee while forgetting the cup" way too often as I start the machine right before I go take a shower so it'll be ready for me when I get out.

kiwidoc

@dunbar oh so easy to do something like that. Early one morning in the 70swhen running late for work my Mum sprayed her hair with furniture polish. She was VERY late for work! And I've brushed my teeth with a steroid skin cream ... yech!

@Anduin .... at least you didn't drive off with the cute little face sitting in her car seat besides the driveway

mlnevese

I had a variant of "making a cup of coffee and forgetting the cup" happen to me. In my case I forgot to put coffee in the coffee pot and ended up staring at a cup of hot water asking myself what had gone wrong...