I am here to investigate the sudden disappearance of the Ministry of Secrecy of the Associated Arctic Alliance (Triple A) on the 1st of December at 3am UTC.
Suspects are: lolien Santa Claus Batman urmom urdad @meagloth (yes, you!)
I am here to investigate the sudden disappearance of the Ministry of Secrecy of the Associated Arctic Alliance (Triple A) on the 1st of December at 3am UTC.
Suspects are: lolien Santa Claus Batman urmom urdad @meagloth (yes, you!)
Pretty pretty walks the night, pretty pretty fears the light. Pretty pretty has no soul. Pretty pretty black as coal.
Step in shadow, left a husk, killed in moments after dusk. Step in shadow you are prey, pray you live to see the day.
Sleep the street and see the dark, death becomes a lyric lark. Walk in Shadow as the guild, see the war that leaves them killed.
See the flow from wound and neck! Was that your friend? Well best you check! Members gone and guild will fail! Best you fight the tooth and nail!
Run you can't, the war will find! To haunt your dreams and haunt your mind! Watch your friends and watch the death! Watch their eyes and hold your breath!
Join or die! You cannot flee! Watch the death... in front of me... in front of... me...
Run you can't! The war will find! Run you can't! The war will find! AHHHHHhahahahah!!!!!
I'm not sure the rules allow a flying holy sword to testify as a witness at trial. Indeed, no matter how wondrous said sword might me, no matter how heroic, how glowing, how filled with righteous power there will always be those who quibble about sentience in inanimate objects. Prejudice, plain and simple, but there it is.
I shall speak for the character of this myconid, however, whether the speech fall on deaf ears or not. lolien would make a fine paladin I think. Sadly, I'm an old fashioned 2nd Edition two hander so such is only the talk of wistful fantasy. But were it possible, the spores of divine wrath would carry across the winds to evil doers everywhere. Can you imagine a more tenacious defender of a faith? Everyone knows a fungus is the hardest thing to get rid of there is!
Wait, so does this mean I don't have to start a resistance to fight our oppressors. *Pulls out a cell phone* hey guys, The resistance is off, Its off! Yeah I'll still pay for the drinks. No, put the grenades back in the box. NO DON'T PULL THE PIN!
oooh, come on!! @bengoshi was ready to defend @lolien, I was eager to see the trial, with a judge and lawyers, to hear the closing statement, to watch @Anduin being taken away by the guard while raging against the IRNOIC, the witnesses speaking their truths (or lies), to see the Inspector accusing the mushrooms, to see the Fungal Resistance fighting the oppressor...
Can't we gong on playing this? I had my pop corns ready, it was fun... also @mlnevese didn't appeared yet...
As a Martian observer let me say this intrusion in our jurisdiction greatly distresses us. Our armada has just departed to the IRNOIC HQ to make it clear how distressed we were...
Seriously no one can kidnap a cow or a fungus in this planet but us!
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I am here to investigate the sudden disappearance of the Ministry of Secrecy of the Associated Arctic Alliance (Triple A) on the 1st of December at 3am UTC.
Suspects are:
lolien
Santa Claus
Batman
urmom
urdad
@meagloth (yes, you!)
http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/37484/special#latest
Pretty pretty has no soul. Pretty pretty black as coal.
Step in shadow, left a husk, killed in moments after dusk.
Step in shadow you are prey, pray you live to see the day.
Sleep the street and see the dark, death becomes a lyric lark.
Walk in Shadow as the guild, see the war that leaves them killed.
See the flow from wound and neck! Was that your friend? Well best you check!
Members gone and guild will fail! Best you fight the tooth and nail!
Run you can't, the war will find! To haunt your dreams and haunt your mind!
Watch your friends and watch the death! Watch their eyes and hold your breath!
Join or die! You cannot flee! Watch the death... in front of me... in front of... me...
Run you can't! The war will find! Run you can't! The war will find! AHHHHHhahahahah!!!!!
I shall speak for the character of this myconid, however, whether the speech fall on deaf ears or not. lolien would make a fine paladin I think. Sadly, I'm an old fashioned 2nd Edition two hander so such is only the talk of wistful fantasy. But were it possible, the spores of divine wrath would carry across the winds to evil doers everywhere. Can you imagine a more tenacious defender of a faith? Everyone knows a fungus is the hardest thing to get rid of there is!
Also my shower curtain seems to be afflicted with some sort of fungus/mold at present
I see, that my familiar Sycamirage do some confusion here, while i was absent, exuse me for any inconveniences that she done
Yes, she is a doppleganger fairy, let me present her in her true form:
*Pulls out a cell phone*
hey guys, The resistance is off, Its off! Yeah I'll still pay for the drinks. No, put the grenades back in the box. NO DON'T PULL THE PIN!
I have to go now.
Can't we gong on playing this? I had my pop corns ready, it was fun... also @mlnevese didn't appeared yet...
Seriously no one can kidnap a cow or a fungus in this planet but us!
And the wearing of tinfoil hats is also a Martian conspiracy!