True! The government's hiding their existence from us! They're paying the aliens a tribute of inmates in order to keep us from being invaded! Soon, though, very soon the aliens and the government will join forces to take over the entire world! The aliens will be fed by the lower citizens while our current rulers sit in the comfort of the new regime! It's a conspiracy I tell you! *babble, babble, foam at mouth*
True; I have been here for years because this planet is, when compared to most planets, relatively tame and quaint. I will also let you in a little secret--the aliens who want to take over are not planning on taking over the world. They don't have to plan it because they have already done it. You should consider yourselves lucky you were conquered by a small group of isolationists who wish to be left alone. Had you been conquered by one of the trade consortiums then you would be living on a glorified space port, with cargo ships from all over the galaxy bringing in a wide variety of technology, weapons, chemicals, and other various items of questionable legality.
The next poster will reference themselves in some way.
The next poster wonders if the last poster was False because of no mention of themselves or technically True because they themselves want an F-Zero remake, and if that counts.
False. This poster just wonders what the bloody hell an f-zero is, and why anyone should want a remake. The next poster used to type "red" before playing Zaxxon.
False, I'm thinking about neuroscience and philosophy of mind as they pertain to the relation between attention and conscious experience. It's dry and extremely unfunny.
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Oh, right...sick nymph girlfriend. Not Dryad.
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