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Will you join the SKELETON WARS!?

VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
edited September 2015 in Off-Topic
It's time I revealed something dark and terrible.
A war that I have been fighting alongside our moderators.

FOREIGN UNIVERSITIES! They come in droves at night! Seeking to plague our sacred and holy forum grounds with their dark promises of EDUCATION!

We must band together and STOP this threat before it consumes us all! I ask of thee! LEND ME YOUR BODIES SO THAT I MIGHT CREATE A SKELETON ARMY TO PROTECT THESE FORUMS FROM THE DASTARDLY FOES!

I fear we must have angered some evil and eldritch god that has sent this against us! What offence have we made!? How can we appease it!?!?

We cannot.
WE SHALL NOT!
WE SHALL STRIKE THEM DOWN!

JOIN THE SKELETON WARS TODAY!
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  1. Will you join the SKELETON WARS!?19 votes
    1. Yes, I will offer my body and soul to you in order to fight off those that seek to harm our forums.
      68.42%
    2. No, you are a false prophet that is using these innocent school advertisements in order to further your own unholy powers!
      31.58%
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  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    MORE! MORE COME! TO OUR VERY GATES!
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  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
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  • AlmateriaAlmateria Member Posts: 257
    you wish
    my flesh reigns eternal, never shall i come out of this soft prison
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
  • Brer_RabbitBrer_Rabbit Member Posts: 159
    edited September 2015
    I'll not fall for your falsities, heretic! MAYBE THE TRUE LORD OF SPAMBOTS ROT YOUR SOUL AND PHISH YOUR NUMBERS!!!!
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Depending on where people live, technically i'm from a "foreign" university. So, errr, I guess not.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    What if you are from Australia? Then they wouldn't be foreign universities.

    And no. I will not join your army. The contract I signed with the ferrets consider it a conflict of interest. Even though our hypocritical king is now undead.

    Anyway, I will just let the mods do their job and thank them for keeping this place clutter free.
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    Well maybe foreign wasn't the best use of words. Let's sayyyy their FOREIGN BODIES INVADING OUR FORUMS! HAH!

    Alos, I actually recognize a lot of these schools as in my work I work with Career Services of a like a billion universities and I'm like, "Oh. I work with these schools that they are advertising. Neat."
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    Learning is power!! :smiley:

    (Also, I like my flesh too much to give it up, thank you.)
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    edited September 2015
    This hypocritical king's new body isn't even his, so why not? As for my soul, well, I may have misplaced it somewhere...
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    But... but... you can get a Ministry of Education Embassy Certification!
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    LOOK! NOW TO THE RECENT DISCUSSIONS! AGAIN THEY RISE FROM THEIR PITS WITHIN THE ABYSS!
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    Wooowww, there's actually A LOT of them now on the recent discussion-thing o_o
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    32 separate threads for these advertisements now! @_@
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    I was gone two weeks and look at the state of things...

    however, people do need to be educated...
  • YannirYannir Member Posts: 595
    Well, I don't see them anymore.. O_o Maybe my Adblock is better than I thought....
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    Fortunately it would appear the threads have been removed.
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    bengoshi said:

    bengoshi said:

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    Vallmyr said:

    Fortunately it would appear the threads have been removed.

    You're the best! <3
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