Oh please, just kill the elf already, his drunken breath is burning my eyes. If you make me lay here next to him would you be so kind to grab the soap from my backpack, it's lilac scented, then shove it in his mouth.
"We must save the others," Minsc decided. "Because Minsc is Minsc, and Minsc must." Impeccable logic, there! Of course, he needed Boo to handle some of the details, beginning with wherever their companions were taken.
Let's listen at the door . We'll wait until Eldoth has really annoyed the bad guys, then when they are distracted and are yelling at him, we should charge out and save our friends.
Oh please, just kill the elf already, his drunken breath is burning my eyes. If you make me lay here next to him would you be so kind to grab the soap from my backpack, it's lilac scented, then shove it in his mouth.
OOC: So, Kivan and Eldoth are laying next to each other... naked...?
To captors:
"Perhaps you should do yourselves a favor and place that aforementioned soap in his mouth, so you don't have to listen to his raspy voice. Dear god, he sounds like an ogre fornicating with a swine! How did he ever think becoming a bard was a good idea? If he was an honest bard he'd have starved to death long ago."
OOC: must breath, I'm just hoping our captors are so shocked by this that they just step away.
Kivan, just because I hit on you once doesn't mean I'm actually into.. Oh yes, yes it does, and yes you are in fact a fine specimen of male. Still, that's neither here nor there, it is our master and these people who are keeping us away from our duty to *ahem* You will wish that these gentleman slashed your throat before returning to him with our job undone. Death here would be a blessing compared to the torment that awaits us.
OOC: Anyone else feel bad for @LadyRhian coming back to all of this. She's a cruel mistress and I see no good coming of my talks. Then again that silly elf is ruining all my bluffs.
"You're actually into men? What about that hot daughter of the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate you were shagging? Just for show? Well, if you're not actually seeing her, you mind if I look her up? I wouldn't mind having a bit of that myself, heh heh. Well, if I get out of here alive that is. You will be killed obviously, because you're rather obnoxious."
Questions: Yes, that was a typo. My fingers keep wanting to type Edward for Edwin and Edwin for Eldoth. I have no clue as to why.
Alora finds a huge slice of Chocolate Mousse cake and a potion of healing in her pocket.
There are three men standing by Eldoth and Kivan. Two of them have knives to your throats. The third man is the one in robes.
The man stares Eldoth in the eyes and speaks, making rhythmic passes with his hands. Both Eldoth and Kivan find it impossible to look away (failed your saves). When he is done, you have a compulsion to tell this man the truth... about everything he asks. (Yes, it is a spell.)
One last thing for the party in the room, there is still the other Room Alora discovered and opened. She was distracted from looking further by the rest of the party opening up. But when you push on the door, it's tight... apparently, someone replaced the bar....
"Who are you and who sent you here?" the man asks in a kindly voice, like a friend.
I was told there were foolish adventurers in this building and I came to rob them blind to help pay for my work. Then I'd make my way to Baldurs Gate to commit blackmail on a Grand Duke. He'd pay anything to not see his daughter in prison, which is where she will be after I frame her for murder.
"Alora my dear sweet friend, I wonder if you might allow me a drink from that vial of healing potion I see poking out of your pocket, then when I am fully healed I will take my revenge upon all these fools."
(The man waits to hear the response from Kivan), then asks Eldoth "And if we freed you, what would be your actions towards us. Could we trust you to keep your word if we asked you to swear not to work against us?"
But Alora's ability to hear what is going on is impaired by the fact she is eating chocolate cake.
OOC: I hope so, because I only plan on letting Kivan know my actual plan (if he lives.) So everyone, pretend you didn't read what i wrote. shhh, it's a secret, you didn't hear it.
(The man waits to hear the response from Kivan), then asks Eldoth "And if we freed you, what would be your actions towards us. Could we trust you to keep your word if we asked you to swear not to work against us?"
If you free me and hand me the poisoned knife the first thing I will do is stab Kivan in the back, this I swear.
"My name is Kivan, ranger of Shilmista, handsome ranger I might add. As for who sent me, it was the call of adventure that sent me here. That, and the residents of the nearby hamlet who wanted my companions and I to investigate the alleged haunting of this estate. I was promised busty wenches on completion of the task."
Comments
To captors:
"Perhaps you should do yourselves a favor and place that aforementioned soap in his mouth, so you don't have to listen to his raspy voice. Dear god, he sounds like an ogre fornicating with a swine! How did he ever think becoming a bard was a good idea? If he was an honest bard he'd have starved to death long ago."
Kivan, just because I hit on you once doesn't mean I'm actually into.. Oh yes, yes it does, and yes you are in fact a fine specimen of male. Still, that's neither here nor there, it is our master and these people who are keeping us away from our duty to *ahem* You will wish that these gentleman slashed your throat before returning to him with our job undone. Death here would be a blessing compared to the torment that awaits us.
OOC: Anyone else feel bad for @LadyRhian coming back to all of this. She's a cruel mistress and I see no good coming of my talks. Then again that silly elf is ruining all my bluffs.
Alora finds a huge slice of Chocolate Mousse cake and a potion of healing in her pocket.
There are three men standing by Eldoth and Kivan. Two of them have knives to your throats. The third man is the one in robes.
The man stares Eldoth in the eyes and speaks, making rhythmic passes with his hands. Both Eldoth and Kivan find it impossible to look away (failed your saves). When he is done, you have a compulsion to tell this man the truth... about everything he asks. (Yes, it is a spell.)
OOC: I just had chocolate cake in real life. It's my boss' birthday, and the team surprised him with cake.
OOC: and none of you read this either.
trust my word, I will do as I say...
I will then turn and kill you next, with the same knife in your chest.
OOC: begins preparing funeral rites for Eldoth, you guys need a cleric?
Edwin will prepare to cast color spray.