Your very best catchphrase...
Lateralus
Member Posts: 903
Here's mine:
We came upon a gang of Chill mercenaries, and they threatened to kill us if we didn't give them everything! We killed them all out of self defense, and Neera froze their leader with a Wand of Frost. I couldn't help but say to myself, "Chill. Out.". Then shattered it!
EPIC!
Please share (true or made up)!
We came upon a gang of Chill mercenaries, and they threatened to kill us if we didn't give them everything! We killed them all out of self defense, and Neera froze their leader with a Wand of Frost. I couldn't help but say to myself, "Chill. Out.". Then shattered it!
EPIC!
Please share (true or made up)!
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"Are Thou Dead ?"
I generally utter a string of expletives when my squishies (most of the time the utterly stupid dynaheir) decide they're going to walk in front of my fighters and get killed.
Or you've just returned to Nashkel from the Nashkel Mines in order to identify your loot, fiddle with your spell books and equipment, and shuffle some NPCs around. Then all of a sudden Nimbul approaches you and you're like, "Oh come on! Why don't you just F off?!"
Fixed.
After 5 minutes of "Huh. Did I do something wrong?" Lulz. That is better. You complete me.
I am no fun.
My Charname was a Boospawn.
"The Lord of Hamsters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Butt-kicking action will be sewn from their passage. So sayeth the wise Minsc."
I read that differently for a second and thought this thread had gone in an entirely different direction.
"Full plate and steel shall be packed, their mighty berserker rage shall not go avenged..."
Usually said just before or during reloading due to noobish mistake, like fireballing enemies at point-blank range, letting Minsc go berserk while wielding the Silver Sword, or somesuch.
(Daffy says the words at 7:34 in this old cartoon:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucL0WYeaalg
Nobody will understand why but it scare me every time. Seriously.
I also love the "Squeek" from Boo.
...on Garrick morale failure. Almost had me in tears when I first heard it.
...I'll usually shout something to that effect when my carefully planned munchkinry bears fruit.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
*Wand of Fireballs*
I swear one of these days I'm going to say this to one of my more talkative coworkers at the watercooler.
On select: "I Obey"
On Attack: "Exterminate"
On Critical: "Excellent"
On Critical Miss: "Doctor"