"Oh, yes... We've braved monsters, the Flaming Fist, Sarevok's assorted minions, only to fall prey to a sneak-thief with an overfondness for flesh. Excellent deduction."
Content and tone makes it pretty clear who's saying what to who, but it's one of my favourite quotes and it's fairly rare. Any guesses?
And, of course, who could forget:
"Now, face ME! Face the new Lord of Murder!"
Heh, while perusing the WikiQuote page I came across this gem:
"I turned to shield Boo and lost my spell... I am not sorry."
Perfect contrast to Aerie... Though who would ever hear it? How often do you have Minsc slinging spells in the middle of battle?
Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?!
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! Enormously boned, actually. Fantastically huge bones the like of which have never before been seen on creatures without a trunk or a blowhole.
"Please don't disturb me while I plot to overthrow you!" "Who are thou to touch me like you know me?" "This would be a good place for a hinge." "If at first I don't succeed, the wife won't let me forget." "I must rest. I have a bad case of armor chafe." "What part of 'I'm a loner' don't you understand?" "Aah! I broke a nail!" "Tell me about the rabbits..."
"Hi, I'm Well-Adjusted Al, and my prices are sensible. I used to be called Crazy Al, but therapy has convinced me that selling plate armour for 3 gold pieces and a small duck was no way to get ahead in business."
"What about now?" "What about now?" "What about now?" "What about now?" "What about now?" "What about now?"
"Forsooth, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!" pc "I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!" Minsc
Months ago when we had just started tearing apart the BG:EE code, one bug that we introduced was that characters would always face the opposite direction of their movement - so it appeared as if everyone was moonwalking everywhere.
So we would load up the game, start a new game, and a golem would moonwalk at 40mph into the prison cells, say his line, and then moonwalk out of the room.
Months ago when we had just started tearing apart the BG:EE code, one bug that we introduced was that characters would always face the opposite direction of their movement - so it appeared as if everyone was moonwalking everywhere.
So we would load up the game, start a new game, and a golem would moonwalk at 40mph into the prison cells, say his line, and then moonwalk out of the room.
pleeeeeeease leave this in as an easter egg... like a consumable or something that sets a trigger for the current session
"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better!" I don't know if anyone knows which vixen says this, but I love that little harlot to death
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Content and tone makes it pretty clear who's saying what to who, but it's one of my favourite quotes and it's fairly rare. Any guesses?
And, of course, who could forget:
"Now, face ME! Face the new Lord of Murder!"
Heh, while perusing the WikiQuote page I came across this gem:
"I turned to shield Boo and lost my spell... I am not sorry."
Perfect contrast to Aerie... Though who would ever hear it? How often do you have Minsc slinging spells in the middle of battle?
"Many, many pretties... Piled high, beyond the sky!"
"I do what I must, when I must. Know this well!"
"You have the relic of holies!"
"Good thief, but I never liked him. Now I know why."
Here's a personal favorite!
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Mellicamp the Chicken: Th... thank ye... (cluck). You have saved (cluck) me.
Protagonist:
1. Forsooth! Methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!
2. I fear I have taken one too many blows to the head! Next I'll be hearing hamsters speak!
3. A-a-a-ah!!! Unholy magics are afoot! This chicken is possessed! This bird is FOUL!!!
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Oooh! One more one more!
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Salvanas: Ahhh...I have not seen you here, before, lovely creature. How do you do?
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] Why...I'm just fine, you -- (aargh! Hold your tongue, fool!) Begone, you slithering eel!
Salvanas: Ah, yes...the eel...I slither about your
loveliness because you draw me to you. You...with your dark lashes and
come-hither eyes...
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] I said begone! Can you not understand the simplest of common, you lumbering piece of filth!
Salvanas: Salvanas understands you. He hears your words and
feels your passion. Your fire ignites ignites my own, my sweet...come
to me...
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] My, but you are a flatterer!
(Gah!) I mean...stop it, get lost! A fireball in your gullet would
dampen your mood, lizard!
Salvanas: Nothing could keep me away from your exotic grace...those hands...those lips...that throat...that, er, Adam's apple?
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] GAAAAAHHHH!! (pig) NOW YOU DIE!!
****as I take an epic swing at a chicken in Candlekeep :-) ****
"Who are thou to touch me like you know me?"
"This would be a good place for a hinge."
"If at first I don't succeed, the wife won't let me forget."
"I must rest. I have a bad case of armor chafe."
"What part of 'I'm a loner' don't you understand?"
"Aah! I broke a nail!"
"Tell me about the rabbits..."
Okay, who says these?
"I must rest. I have a bad case of armor chafe." - Minsc
"Aah! I broke a nail!" - Xzar?
Kiser: My utilization of complex locution is more a reflection of my own superincumbent mental acuity than an aspersion on your circumscribed lexicon.
Lediath: Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy *snicker*...
@Iansounet The first two, correct. The last one, not.
I will give a hint. Most of these are from NPCs you meet early on in BG1
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I bet one of those is khalid's, fourth.
The other three are Skie, Montaron, and Xzar.
"What about now?"
"What about now?"
"What about now?"
"What about now?"
"What about now?"
"What about now?"
"I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!" Minsc
Tiax : Ya lil' monkey-spanker.
like a consumable or something that sets a trigger for the current session
I don't know if anyone knows which vixen says this, but I love that little harlot to death