Got Heresy?
Buttercheese
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What kind of stuff do you deem heretic when it comes to the games and DnD in general?
Maybe even in relations to the forums specifically?
Even better if you commit said heresy yourself
Let's start!
1. Playing official DnD settings with other systems.
2. Using PDF rule books instead of physical copies.
3. Playing PnP onlie via Skype or something similar.
4. Prefering IWD over BG.
5. Prefering vanilla BG over BG NPC project.
6. Not liking Minsc.
And even though I don't want to mention this, I probably should:
This is supossed to be funny. No actual bashing here. We are poking fun at each other and ourselves here.
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(You had to know that was coming) :P
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Even though I have most of the rule books for second edition, I'm still guilty of this: I have a couple PDFs I look at when I want to find something quickly. My only gripe is that not all the books were done in PDF format. I used to play via IRC waaaay back, after the third group I was in became too busy to attend set weekly or monthly dates in person. We did weekly dates for around three hours in the evening on a Saturday for around a year.
Both are definitely heresy. :D
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8. Using other people's dice in PnP.
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DM: "so you are cornered in this dark place, and multiple silhouettes start to appear, armed with crossbows."
Player 1: "I immediately charge toward them!"
DM: "you can't, they were hidden and therefore have the initiative"
Player 1:"but my character has the awareness skill, he cannot be ambushed easily"
DM:"yeah but they are really stealthy, like you totally need to roll a -"
Player 1 rolls a natural 20
Player 1:"yeahhhhh!"
DM:"well you know, they are some kind of super ninjas and you cannot act before them, that's it"
Player 1:"...."
DM: "they all fire their poisoned bolts and put you to sleep before capturing you"
Player 2: "but my Cavalier is immune to poison!"
DM: "shut up, it's a special magic poison of doom, you can't resist"
Player 2: " ... "
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Supreme heresy in my opinion.
Heresy: Opinion, nostalgia, "how it's supossed to be"/ "how it's always been", taste over reason
Dick Move: Rocks fall, everyone dies.
This thread is about heresy, not dick moves.
That DM pulled a dick move.
I hate the scene when Irenicus capture you in spellhold for example, no saves allowed etc (of course here the GM is the computer so it cannot improvise but you get my point).
14. Scroll of magic protection
18. Not looting every single container, taking as much as you can and stashing all your bags of holdings/gem bags etc. full to the brim, fine-combing every single area, because if you don't play this game like it's "CSI: Sword Coast", you're doing it wrong.
arright i'm spoiling for a fight here.
HERESY
...Need a "Disturbing" option
25. Liking Khalid as a fighter.
26. Liking Aerie, like, at all.
Go ahead and call me a heretic, because I do all of these.
Aerie is awesomesauce
The sword coast is not safe if noober draws breath.
Mush Mush casts Detect Heresy
Heresy not found.