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Noober is Love, Noober is Life

NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
edited October 2016 in Off-Topic
Hello, friends, fiends, and fremeses! 'Tis I, @Nimran, here to spread joy and fun (and :cookie:s) for all!

This is a joke thread where people can come up with any sentence whatsoever, but they must replace one or more words in each sentence with Noober. The goal is to have fun coming up with wacky things about Noober.

I'll start. What kind of Noober has two Noobers?

(Uhhhh, did something remove the ability to set where the thread goes? I don't have the option to move it.)
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  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    I love the location of the thread!

    It's Raining Noober! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Noober! Amen!
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    Thread moved to Off-Topic! Happy Halloween!
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    JuliusBorisov said:

    Thread moved to Off-Topic! Happy Halloween!

    Thank Noober!

    (Thank you, Julius.)
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    This Noober has potential. But are other Nooberites suppose to guess what word is being replaced?
    Or is it just a fun Noober?
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    edited October 2016
    There was a wisteria vine blooming for the second time that summer on a wooden trellis before one window, into which sparrows came now and then in random gusts, making a dry vivid dusty sound before going away: and opposite Noober, Mrs. Noober in the eternal brown pantaloons which she had worn for forty-three years now without washing, whether for Noober, Neeber, or Niiber none knew, sitting so bolt upright in the straight hard chair that was so tall for her that her legs hung straight and rigid as if she had iron shinbones and ankles, clear of the floor with that air of impotent and static rage like children’s feet, and talking in that grim haggard amazed voice until at last listening would renege and hearing-sense self-confound and the long-dead object of her impotent yet indomitable frustration would appear, as though by outraged recapitulation evoked, quiet inattentive and harmless, out of the biding and dreamy and victorious dust. - Noober, Noober!, by Neeber Noober Junior
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    deltago said:

    This Noober has potential. But are other Nooberites suppose to guess what word is being replaced?
    Or is it just a fun Noober?

    We could make a Noober out of this, if Noobers want.
  • GodGod Member Posts: 1,150
    edited October 2016
    Nimran said:

    Hello, friends, fiends, and fremeses!

    «sound of snorkeling» "I find your lack of ferrets disturbing..." «man choking, snokeling escalates»
    "Lord Noober will provide us with the location of the ferret fortress by the time this thread is operational. We will then pet the ferrets with one swift stroke."
    Post edited by God on
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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Everyone needs more Noober in their Noobers.
  • AngelOldsAngelOlds Member Posts: 1
    Loved the location
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their Noober.
  • MathsorcererMathsorcerer Member Posts: 3,042
    There once was a young man named Noober
    Who sadly had the brains of a tuber
    He met adventurers one day
    "Heya" was all he could say
    And thus made everyone's life quite fubar
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    To Noober, or not to Noober? That is the question.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Why did the Noober cross the road?
  • GodGod Member Posts: 1,150
    Nimran said:

    Why did the Noober cross the road?

    That was Noober? I thought it was Neeber :flushed:
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    The words of the Noobers are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Welcome to the Noober, @AngelOlds! We got :cookie:s and Noobers!
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    I am sorry that you Noober that way, old man.
    I server the Flaming Noober!
    For the Noober of Amn!
    It's time for more... Noober.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    What is this? More intrepid fools on their way to another Noober?
  • DurandalisDurandalis Member Posts: 46
    There's Noober like home.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    How much Noober can a Noober Noob, if a Noober could Noob Noober.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    That which does not kill you makes you Noober.
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    How high is your Save vs Noober?
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    edited November 2016
    Noober ante portas!
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    I kicked him in the head 'till he was Noober! Nyahaha!
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Venoober, vineeber, vici.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Those who do not remember Noober are condemned to repeat "What about now?".

    George Santayana
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