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Minsc. Gay/Not Gay? Discuss.

GygaxianProseGygaxianProse Member Posts: 201
Is he full plate and packing steel?
  1. Minsc. Gay/Not Gay? Discuss.281 votes
    1. Yes, Minsc is very, very gay.
        5.34%
    2. No, not so much.
      11.39%
    3. Minsc is just Minsc. And Boo. Why ask questions best left to sages?
      55.52%
    4. Minsc is asexual, a result of his head injury.
      14.95%
    5. Minsc is a pansexual lovin' machine.
        9.61%
    6. Some other option (please elaborate)
        3.20%
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  • GygaxianProseGygaxianProse Member Posts: 201
    Who is keeping Minsc in their party? Always one of my favorite NPC's, in what has got to be the "classic" BG lineup of PC + Imoen + Jaheira + Khalid + Minsc + Dynaheir
    Also one of the best overall fighters available.
    Who doesn't take Minsc? I suppose Gauntlets make his natural strength a moot point.
  • MungriMungri Member Posts: 1,645
    edited November 2012
    Other option -

    Miniature giant space hamster sexual.
  • rexregrexreg Member Posts: 292
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  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    Best thread in a long time. Thanks.
  • ARKdeEREHARKdeEREH Member Posts: 531
    Minsc's sexuality becomes clear when you ask him how he hid Boo from Irenicus. I forget his wording and am not sure of the correct term to describe a person with a miniature giant space hamster fetish, but "gay" is definitely not the correct term, although I suppose the case could be made if Boo is in fact a male miniature giant space hamster.
  • Wikkid_SuhnWikkid_Suhn Member Posts: 136
    He's the David Bowie of the Forgotten Realms
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    I wouldn't say it was for sure a result of his head injury, but Minsc always struck me as being asexual. I was really tempted to pick "pansexual lovin' machine" though. That amused me.
  • PhilhelmPhilhelm Member Posts: 473
    ^ I had no idea how deep the rabbit hole went.
  • sandmanCCLsandmanCCL Member Posts: 1,389
    @Quartz:
    This our own version of unnecessary censorship? Jimmy Kimmel would be so proud.
  • ankhegankheg Member Posts: 546
    "Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery’s fingerpainting class assault you with blue pastels?
    Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, dark elf! The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo love’s Minsc’s face, too. Don’t you, Boo?"
  • trinittrinit Member Posts: 705
    at first i was O.o

    but gentleman here present us with a very strong case... so yeah, minsc for everyone! i guess.
  • MornmagorMornmagor Member Posts: 1,160
    The next poll should be about turning Xan into metrosexual :p

    Like @Philhelm said, replace every vain/doomed etc with fabulous and we're game.

    @Quartz lol, if you read them that way they could be considered as hints :P

  • Oxford_GuyOxford_Guy Member Posts: 3,729
    Mornmagor said:

    The next poll should be about turning Xan into metrosexual :p

    Like @Philhelm said, replace every vain/doomed etc with fabulous and we're game.

    LOL!

  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    Not gonna lie I was amazed by two things. One, by how easy it was to take so many of Minsc's lines in a sexual context, and two, that people actually appreciated my post haha! Pretty immature but yeah, sexual humor is just timeless, stupid, silly amusement.
    Kharador said:

    Really stupid poll

    Well, your lack of a sense of humor is kind of your own problem, it isn't on the OP. Sorry to break that to you.
  • moody_magemoody_mage Member Posts: 2,054
    WAY TO DESTROY MY INNOCENCE!

    Now I can never look at him the same way... :(
  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803
    Except the fact he might has stuffed his a s s with an hamster to hide it from Irenicus (and I guess that's just a pun from the devs), I don't know how such thread could have been created.

  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    I honestly think that the most likely gay couple in the series is xzar and montaron.
  • MungriMungri Member Posts: 1,645
    Nah, Xzar doesnt love montaron and neither care when the other dies.
  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803
    Mungri said:

    Nah, Xzar doesnt love montaron and neither care when the other dies.

    They are evil. Also, they might be in a sadistic-masochist relationship.

    Wait ... Am I discussing of the sexual orientation of computer RPG characters ???
  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803
    Drugar said:

    Mornmagor said:

    The next poll should be about turning Xan into metrosexual :p

    Like @Philhelm said, replace every vain/doomed etc with fabulous and we're game.

    Our quest is fabulous!
    We're all fabulous!
    We delude ourselves to think that our fabulous band will stand up to our enemies.
    Life is so fabulous.
    The bustle of the city makes me feel...fabulous.
    Let us save our effort and just lie down and be fabulous.

    Yeah...yeah that works.

    So in fact, might Garrick be gay ?

    "Life is wonderful" (If I recall properly)

  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122

    Mungri said:

    Nah, Xzar doesnt love montaron and neither care when the other dies.

    They are evil. Also, they might be in a sadistic-masochist relationship.

    Wait ... Am I discussing of the sexual orientation of computer RPG characters ???
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