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The Fellowship of the Cookie

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  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    The troll is burned to death and only ashes remain. Anduin's spirit remains trapped in those ashes. Something tells me this could actually prove useful, although you'll have to look for another Troll to gather some fingers...
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    edited March 2017
    We are troll dust... We are golden (or burnt) and we gotta find our way back to the garden...

    https://youtu.be/1sH0uR2u7Hs
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Quick, gather the ashes!
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    This should do the trick.
    *casts "henry's high power hoover"*
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    I try to pick up the bag.

    DM @CrevsDaak, do I succeed?
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    You gather the ashes in a bag, but it is very heavy, and when you try to lift it you loose hold of it and fall backwards.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Oof! A little hand over here, guys?
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited March 2017
    Remembers he still has a scroll of snow ball nobody wanted back a few wall posts... of another user... but that's an insignificant detail...

    Casts 'snowball' ashes
    Post edited by mlnevese on
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Due to the heat entrapped in the ashes because of the recent fire that created them, they melt the snow and get all wet. Congratulations, now you have a bag of Troll Clay.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    *uses some troll clay as warpaint. Puts the rest in tupperware for later.*
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    I have a troll finger mold here, maybe we can use the paste after all!
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Well why not... The only other option we have is to kill every troll we meet until we get all the fingers we need... And this is not even Genocide Week on Galactic Discovery Channel...
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    By killing every troll we meet we'll also be doing a public service.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    CrevsDaak said:

    mlnevese said:

    Well why not... The only other option we have is to kill every troll we meet until we get all the fingers we need... And this is not even Genocide Week on Galactic Discovery Channel...

    Or, you could capture one Troll and cut it's fingers every time they grow back...?
    Wait... do you mean sometimes the solution of a problem does not involve genocide and extinction of an entire species?
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    mlnevese said:

    CrevsDaak said:

    mlnevese said:

    Well why not... The only other option we have is to kill every troll we meet until we get all the fingers we need... And this is not even Genocide Week on Galactic Discovery Channel...

    Or, you could capture one Troll and cut it's fingers every time they grow back...?
    Wait... do you mean sometimes the solution of a problem does not involve genocide and extinction of an entire species?
    Nah, just routine torture.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    *A troll finger starts growing out of the troll clay*

    I'm... I'm regenerating!
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    @wubble your clay is giving us the finger! That's rude! Do something about it!
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    *cuts off finger*
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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Okay, so the next ingredient is... turnip nose clippings. Let's go, fearless leader!
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Turnip... Hmmm... Who knows where the nearest gnome lives? We'll surely find turnips and everything turnip related there...
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    These are going to be the grodiest cookies ever.
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Good... but I believe we only have fingers. No heads...
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    *opens tupperware

    Chop*

    Actually, we do...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Do you think we can get more heads before getting to the mayor? We don't have to tell him they're all from the same troll after all...
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