- Hey Maggots - You misspelled (censored) you silly - It was an Honest and Totally UNintended mistake...*Farts Loudly* and that was a promise! <--- Spoken as a true politician.
- Hello Sir How can i help you ? - It seems that i have lost my virginity do you know where can i find it ? - I am sorry but for that problem you ll have to contact your OEM - Ah ok thanks bye
A pretty woman with sunglasses and wet hair walks out of the airport and into a cab...
Woman - Can you please take me to the studio Alpha ? Driver - First time i hear of that studio Woman - Don't worry i'll guide you Driver - Do you practice that profession for a long time ? Woman - Yes Driver - Does your parents know that you practice that profession ? Woman - They supported me since i was a baby Driver - Are the money better in Greece than Cyprus and that's why you moved in Athens ? Woman - Clearly Driver - So you are one of the well paid ? Woman - For my age and experience just fine
The woman looks at her watch
Driver - Are you in a hurry ? Woman - I have to get ready i am out very soon Driver - Don't worry will (inaudible) Driver - Tough job huh ? Woman - Not at all i enjoy it Woman - Um excuse me... are we talking about the same profession ? I am a broadcaster Driver - What do you mean by broadcaster ? Woman - We broadcast at 16:00 i need to get ready, put on makeup, comb my hair in Alpha Channel the show Retie them ?
The Driver blushes
Driver - A thousand apologies do you know what we call studios here in Athens ? Woman - Νο what do you call studios ?
Comments
- You misspelled (censored) you silly
- It was an Honest and Totally UNintended mistake...*Farts Loudly* and that was a promise! <--- Spoken as a true politician.
( Shyguy ) who the (censored) is johnny?
( ? ) walker
( Shyguy ) he ded
( ? ) Keep walking...
- Denial is a statement that something is not true.
- I dont believe you.
- ...
- It seems that i have lost my virginity do you know where can i find it ?
- I am sorry but for that problem you ll have to contact your OEM
- Ah ok thanks bye
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Woman - Can you please take me to the studio Alpha ?
Driver - First time i hear of that studio
Woman - Don't worry i'll guide you
Driver - Do you practice that profession for a long time ?
Woman - Yes
Driver - Does your parents know that you practice that profession ?
Woman - They supported me since i was a baby
Driver - Are the money better in Greece than Cyprus and that's why you moved in Athens ?
Woman - Clearly
Driver - So you are one of the well paid ?
Woman - For my age and experience just fine
The woman looks at her watch
Driver - Are you in a hurry ?
Woman - I have to get ready i am out very soon
Driver - Don't worry will (inaudible)
Driver - Tough job huh ?
Woman - Not at all i enjoy it
Woman - Um excuse me... are we talking about the same profession ? I am a broadcaster
Driver - What do you mean by broadcaster ?
Woman - We broadcast at 16:00 i need to get ready, put on makeup, comb my hair in Alpha Channel the show Retie them ?
The Driver blushes
Driver - A thousand apologies do you know what we call studios here in Athens ?
Woman - Νο what do you call studios ?
True story
https://youtu.be/p5IRvmaivHo
- RUN!
All the kids crossed the highway, except Peter. He was short by a meter.
All the kids looked down into the well, except Bob. He was looking up.
All the kids played mikado, except Louise. She had Parkinson's disease.
- Because she has no arms.
- Knock Knock
- Who is it?
- Not Sophie.
- Where did Sophie go after the explosion?
- Everywhere.
- Sure, go take one from the cupboard!
- But mom, you know I have no arms!
- No arms, no cookie!