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Seven Word Stories - EE edition

deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
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Tell a story about The Baldur's Gate Trilogy, Ice Wind Dale, Planescape: Torment or Neverwinter Nights by only using 7 words - no more, no less.

For example:

Jaheira slew the bear then cried silently.

or

The knives brought out, Khalid's stuttering stopped.

seem easy? Ok... go!
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  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    edited February 2018
    Once upon a time, in Evermeet, there

    Edit: Misunderstood the format. :sweat_smile:

    Enhanced Edition! That's a brilliant idea... ;)
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  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    edited February 2018
    I think you missed the point Rik. You need to tell a full story with seven words unlike the 3 word story maker that is continuous.

    Another example:

    Noober's last words were "What about now."
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    edited February 2018
    @deltago
    Edit: Wait, do you mean individual anecdotes with 7 words each? Well, I think that may be different...
    Post edited by Rik_Kirtaniya on
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    Everaskan Enchanters enjoy eating eggs on Easter.

    How's that? :)
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Red Wizards pursue power above all else!
  • SirBatinceSirBatince Member Posts: 882
    Critical Miss Critical Miss Critical Miss Critical
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    Garden Gnomes always get attacked by Turnip-monsters!

    @deltago I didn't realize at first that each sentence is to tell a separate story. :sweat_smile: I had thought that the next poster has to continue from where the previous poster left. Sorry for the mess in the beginning...
  • MERLANCEMERLANCE Member Posts: 421
    Dang ol' Dorn done killed dem paladins
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    A twice orphaned protagonist meets their destiny.
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    Hrothgar hacked goblins with his mighty axe!
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Mutamin likes getting stoned in his garden.
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  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    edited February 2018
    Drizzt is too much fun to kill!

    Edit: Just realized there are two ways to take that statement. I guess both ways apply depending on your play style...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited February 2018
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  • AstafasAstafas Member Posts: 448
    edited February 2018
    Drow in a row, planned an assault.


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  • AstafasAstafas Member Posts: 448
    edited February 2018
    Against four drow, gnolls are too slow.



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  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Kuldahar is doomed, the Luremaster imprisoned us.
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    Gorion's Ward rolled one on his save.
  • DrakeICNDrakeICN Member Posts: 623
    Sorceress spammed frozen bolt Diablo thusly died

    Did I do it right guys?
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    edited May 2018
    Almost.
    deltago said:


    Tell a story about The Baldur's Gate Trilogy, Ice Wind Dale, Planescape: Torment or Neverwinter Nights by only using 7 words - no more, no less.

  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Cows falling, polymorphed chicken; attacking was idiotic.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    The Shadow Thieves suffered. They all suffered.
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    Hexxat's quest proved disappointing in the end.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Nimbul attacks. Easy experience points for Rasaad.
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    edited August 2018
    Whiny elf makes missing wings everyone's problem.

    Manchild blames hamster for his murder spree.

    Douchebag wizard boasts of his sexual prowess.

    Sexy drow gets away with verbal abuse.

    Wannabe paladin seeks approval from jerkass father.

    Cougar gets fired for shagging younger man.

    Hard-working veteran doesn't deserve to get cuckolded.

    Noblewoman is not allowed to own property.

    Tiefling endangers everyone by satirizing a god.

    Goofy criminal tells long story about turnips.
  • NoobaccaNoobacca Member Posts: 139
    Noober wants a friend to talk to.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    "Heya! It's me Imoen!"

    "We're all doomed."
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