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  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    (how I start conversations) "your not figments, are you? I'm not wasting ANYMORE time talking to figments......"
    (how I end end conversations) "you will suffer. You will all. Suffer. "
    (my voicemail) "is there *really* no one else! you can bother?"
    (how to answer a blocked phone number) "Hahahahah, I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"
    (When told to do somthing) I'll do what I can, but expect very little." (or anything xan said. Ever.)
    (How to win an argument. Not a quote, but still) "because miniature giant space hamsters. Duh."

  • BaxyrattyBaxyratty Member Posts: 190
    I just remembered one. if you're in the Trademeet markets you'll occasionally hear "If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick the don't love you!"

  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,248
  • ShinShin Member Posts: 2,338
    "They said they paid excellent wages, they did. Didn't say anything about little holes, did they? No, spaces too small, they are. Spaces too small."

  • TropikTropik Member Posts: 12
    Irenicus : Silence dog you have no purpose but to die by my hand.

  • GemHoundGemHound Member Posts: 799
    Foggy, I think Korgan is everyone's favorite bloodthirsty philosopher. :p

  • doshidaniadoshidania Member Posts: 46
    This is the best thread ever

  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,248
    "Helm sees all, know that and be judged!"
    That one always causes me to irrationally panic.

  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,162
    edited December 2013
    I love all the random lines non-joinable NPCs say. They add so many memorable little nothings to the game and their pure awesomeness is oft overlooked

    The haughty nobles are awesome**
    "AWAY with you, beggar"
    "DONT. touch. me. I might catch something"
    "A pleasure to meet a... socially acceptable person such as yourself"

    Gotta love this guy: "Its a-hard to fiiind... decent folk nowadays"

    The Flaming Fist (they are so passionate its awesome. Don't you DARE sleep in public)
    "uh...I shoulda joined the army"
    "I AM the law!"
    "At ease citizen!"

    You can't forget the classic: "Ma 'otel's as clean as an elven arse"

    The bandits: "So I kicked 'im in the head 'till he was dead, na ha"

    This awesome original soundset:
    "HEH! Time fer a bit a the rough n' tumble"
    "Haha! Oyl lead 'em well!"

    And finally the one that never fails to make me laugh

    **except Nalia's aunt. She sucks

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  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,162
    Also you have to love the ones that break the fourth wall. I find them so amusing for some reason:
    Jaheira: "Yes oh omnipresent authority figure"
    Edwin: "I do not understand this 'mouse magic' that makes me do your bidding"
    "The day comes when TIAX will point and click!"
    Khalid: "click on someone your own size!"

  • KaigenKaigen Member Posts: 1,567
    edited December 2013
    Jan: "So anyway, what I mean to say is that you look like you've spent a night upside down in a barrel of hooch thinking at least it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, only to have life cruelly prove you right."

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  • nanonano Member Posts: 1,632
    Oh man, Jan stories.

    "Well... I had an Uncle Richard that tried to bring nude theater to a festival in Waterdeep... Exposure is usually good for an actor's career, but even so, a cold reception for the play caused the cast to shrink steadily. Blackballed, my uncle tried to recruit from the thieves' guild, but they wouldn't let their nick-ers go. 'Just bare with me,' he would say, but they were afraid of being stripped of their dignity. He gave up the lead to attract new members, and eventually the production's genius was uncovered, even with his part left out."

  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,473
    "Hush little baby, don't say a word. NIMBUL's gonna show you the big, black bird."

  • KurumiKurumi Member Posts: 520
    What is this? Stale cookie? *crunch* *crunch* Ugggh... that is no cookie! (Cespenar)

  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,162
    haha, funny one i just heard loading my BG1 game that for some reason I hear very, very seldomly
    from Jaheira
    "If a tree falls in a forest... I'll kill the bastard what done it"

    "I been dippin' inna me own ale, a heh hah eh heh"

  • ShinShin Member Posts: 2,338
    "That place takes all types: the filthy rich and the dirty poor, the brightest of rogues and the most tarnished of holy men... Aye, for there walk the ladies of the night and all souls sink 'fore their kisses, like moths to the light."

  • typo_tillytypo_tilly Member Posts: 5,702
    Brother Ellraish: The Pits of Despair seem darkest to those who will not see it.
    Dennaton: We could all benefit from such--well, let's call it wisdom.
    Brother Ellraish: A lion alone can have no pride.
    Dennaton: Rrrright.

    The Cook: Clangeddin's beard, look at this! All me work ruined by you donkeys! Do y'have any idea what it takes to make braised lobster arabel with broccoli root cream and shellfish vinaigrette? THAT WAS PURE ART!

    Neera: YOUR greatest quest, maybe. I still want to bring about world peace and become Neeralax, rainbow-haired goddess of wild magic.

  • ShinShin Member Posts: 2,338
    "If indeed you are asking whether my discourse has validity derived from dispensing useful tidbits of otherwise unknown stratagem and statistics... then... ahh... no."

  • abacusabacus Member Posts: 1,308
    A new game to play IRL: Whenever you tell someone a fact or - even better - deliver a scathing rebuttal, conclude by singing, "So sayeth the wise Alaundoooooooo."

  • GemHoundGemHound Member Posts: 799
    @meagloth That looks a whole bunch cooler than what I am seeing.

  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,162

    & this between Jaheira & Khalid:

    "Please! Jaheira! You needn't be so so... uh."
    "Yes, that's definitely it!"

    Honestly I was always shocked that he responded to Auntie Jaheira like that

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