As a nitpick there, the quote actually comes from the musical Gypsy ("Everything's coming up roses/Everything's coming up Rose"). The Simpsons was just parodying it.
"Care to parley with the poulet, or shall I just give you the bird?"
^ This one even gives Thalantyr the giggles.
Something one of the thieves in your stronghold says when you haven't assigned a mission: "I've been getting some light reading done. Did you know bats see with sound?" It's cute how much care they put into the most obscure little lines.
"Up yours, you uppity bald virgin" and "DIEEEE! POND SCUMM!!!" as responses to guards are great.
"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and I'm going to ask real nicely that you stay out of it." - CHARNAME to the wife of the Beljuril chicken farmer
"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and I'm going to ask real nicely that you stay out of it." - CHARNAME to the wife of the Beljuril chicken farmer
Not my favourite but one that people have probably never seen.
Silke: Hello again. So how goes your mercenary gig. Charname: We're not here as mercenaries. We're here to save the grand dukes from assassination. Silke: Really! How very exciting. I just wonder at what you save them from. I would offer my assistance, but I'm terribly busy. I hope your heroics go well. While you're at it, I've heard there's a princess in the north tower who needs rescuing as well. Charname: A princess?! Tell us more. Silke: I was being sarcastic you moron.
I'm also really fond of Sarevok's "You are indeed family."
These three, in that order, are my favorite lines of the series (so far, haven't finished all of the DLC and probably missed a side quest here and there). Though 80% of Haer'Dalis' dialogue, 90% of Irenicus' dialogue and 100% of Sarevok's dialogue from Throne of Bhaal are chill-worthy.
"As the simple wasp must coerce the flower to release its nectar, so will I rip your throat from its moorings and drain your lifeblood if I do not see Deril and my child! UNDERSTAND?!"
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"I best be paid well fer this..."
I've heard Korgan say this countless times, but after using the guard command on Nalia, it made me laugh.
I think I heard that line a couple hundred times due to dying.
*during one of the lectures the Solar gives you in ToB after killing one of the you-know-who*
"no I- I, REFUSE!" in mid sentence of another. I guess Sarevok just doesn't want to listen to what the Solar had to say
Neera: "Yeesh! Who writes your dialogue? Baeloth?
"I'll wipe your filthy lineage right out of the realms!"
"I hunger, feed me!"
^ This one even gives Thalantyr the giggles.
Something one of the thieves in your stronghold says when you haven't assigned a mission: "I've been getting some light reading done. Did you know bats see with sound?" It's cute how much care they put into the most obscure little lines.
"Up yours, you uppity bald virgin" and "DIEEEE! POND SCUMM!!!" as responses to guards are great.
Wish I could think of more... maybe soon.
Sorry Gravy,
haha it cracks me up every time. I have to say it.
- CHARNAME to the wife of the Beljuril chicken farmer
Silke: Hello again. So how goes your mercenary gig.
Charname: We're not here as mercenaries. We're here to save the grand dukes from assassination.
Silke: Really! How very exciting. I just wonder at what you save them from. I would offer my assistance, but I'm terribly busy. I hope your heroics go well. While you're at it, I've heard there's a princess in the north tower who needs rescuing as well.
Charname: A princess?! Tell us more.
Silke: I was being sarcastic you moron.
I don't really like playing with Jaheira but I love this quote.
"Do you even KNOW whom you face?"- Irenicus
Jaheira to Xzar
Mazzy: "Perhaps you could be more constructive, and less..."
Jaheira: "Bitchy?"
Mazzy: "If that's how you wish to put it, yes."