Why, hello there! Feeling old? Hear your every bone crackin' when you move? Fear not for here comes the ultimate solution: Shandyr's splendid potion of youth.
Apply this potion and you will regain your youth instantly and stay forever young. And the best: you don't have to pay for it. Not one single Euro, isn't that fantastic?
*cough* You would only need to sign these papers... here, here and... here in blood. Now don't look so sceptic, being the handsome, and honest fellow that I am I assure you I am totally trustworthy.
Ask yourself do you want to stay forever young? Forever young, You want to be forever young...
Don't be so absurd! Liches do not care for potions! Pah!
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@Iolien, I'm 34 years old, not a child but even a grandpa! I said old player because I played the game for the first time when I was a teenager, twenty years ago! A life ago is more correct.. @Shandyr, the only green thing that I want is pipe-weed
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Old is relative. I bet you're still younger, than some of the other residents here.
Don't be so absurd! Liches do not care for potions! Pah!
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Need a soul stored in a safe place? I have an excellent Tupperware collection. Wanna come see?
@Shandyr, the only green thing that I want is pipe-weed
speaking of "old", i guess it's all relevant. i'm almost twice your age. aaahhh...to be "young" and in my 30's again. how nice that would be.