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Baldurs Gate Meme Thread II: Enhanced Edition (Careful, everyone, SPOILERS!)

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  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    If you don't have to rinse it with other ale before you drink it, it ain't Dwarven ale.
    ThacoBellmlnevese
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    If you don't have to rinse it with another ale AFTER you drink it, it's not Dwarven Ale.
    ThacoBellmlneveseMontresor_SP
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    I'm starting to think we should open a thread about Dwarven ale... we could praise its qualities forever! :)
    tbone1Montresor_SPBalrog99
  • lroumenlroumen Member Posts: 2,508
    So the first and last drinks are not dwarven ale?
    ThacoBellZaramMaldovar
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    Dwarven ale is so strong it takes Dragon breath to melt it into a drinkable form.

    Chuck Norris can also chop it up into chunks that can be swallowed but even though he is capable of visiting Faerûn in person, he hasn't yet chosen to do so. Also, Chuck Norris doesn't need to chop it up since he can drink Dwarven ale in its natural form.
    mlneveseThacoBellElrandirSjerrie
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Do you think Halflings have good wine?
    Montresor_SPHaHaCharade
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @joluv
    If it can be contained, it's not brandywine.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    If you're still alive, it's not Irenicus.
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428

    Roleplayers be like

    Powergamers be like

    Munchkins be like: How do i throw spells? How do i know which role is a critical hit?
    mlnevese
  • DrakeICNDrakeICN Member Posts: 623

    @mlnevese , I've always wished BG had a useable Lightning Bolt spell that behaved like a real lightning bolt, instead of the Bouncing Suicide Bolt spell we got.

    Coincidentally, lightning bolt is one of my favorite spells, because it is only level 3, deals a lot of damage AND have a possibility to strike a target many times, especially if the target is standing in a corridor. It's easy to dodge it by using pause, and if you are lazy there are lightning immunity rings.
    lolien
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428

    Roleplayers be like

    Powergamers be like

    Power Gamer for Life.
    BelgarathMTH
  • Contemplative_HamsterContemplative_Hamster Member Posts: 844
    I don't get it. Can you please explain?
    mashedtaterslolien
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    I just decided I like female halflings, too!
    ThacoBelllunarRaduziel
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428


    He's a pedophile?
    Malicron
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