Str 14 - He looks strong. Dex 8 - Most of the cookies he eats, just crumble out of his mouth again ... Con 18 - Other monsters would get stomach pains and even diabetus from so many cookies. Not him. Int 8 - He can't speak properly. Wis ? - That could go either ways. Maybe he is just really dumb. Or maybe he is wise beyond our comprehension. Cha 20 - Have you seen him? How can anyone not love him???
Str 14 - He looks strong. Dex 8 - Most of the cookies he eats, just crumble out of his mouth again ... Con 18 - Other monsters would get stomach pains and even diabetus from so many cookies. Not him. Int 8 - He can't speak properly. Wis ? - That could go either ways. Maybe he is just really dumb. Or maybe he is wise beyond our comprehension. Cha 20 - Have you seen him? How can anyone not love him???
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Source: Cori Casoni
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From https://reddit.com/r/baldursgate/
http://xkcd.com/1704/
After her last adventure, the King decided to name a part of his kingdom after her, with the proclamation: "Gnome Ann is an island."
GIVE. ME. THE JAR.