I could believe it about that rat...I have been there multiple times and some of the rats I saw in just a week are the size of a small cat. Of course, that's no where near 41lbs, but I would believe it to be possible.
So what I am trying to say then, @Buttercheese , is you might want to consider bringing this when you start your adventuring dream:
Str 14 - He looks strong. Dex 8 - Most of the cookies he eats, just crumble out of his mouth again ... Con 18 - Other monsters would get stomach pains and even diabetus from so many cookies. Not him. Int 8 - He can't speak properly. Wis ? - That could go either ways. Maybe he is just really dumb. Or maybe he is wise beyond our comprehension. Cha 20 - Have you seen him? How can anyone not love him???
Because eating enough s will open a portal to the dimension, a place for any who desire salvation through the great ! The great will bestow its power upon the faithful, and they shall reshape the universe into a paradise for all who hunger for s! Any creatures, including martians, who do not conform to the great 's will will be cast into the pit of eternal baking, and they will baked into s themselves for the faithful to devour at their leisure!
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So what I am trying to say then, @Buttercheese , is you might want to consider bringing this when you start your adventuring dream:
@Nimran
Praise be to s.
Str 14 - He looks strong.
Dex 8 - Most of the cookies he eats, just crumble out of his mouth again ...
Con 18 - Other monsters would get stomach pains and even diabetus from so many cookies. Not him.
Int 8 - He can't speak properly.
Wis ? - That could go either ways. Maybe he is just really dumb. Or maybe he is wise beyond our comprehension.
Cha 20 - Have you seen him? How can anyone not love him???
@Amber_Scott - Beambard out.
@David_Gaider - needs a list.
^ Fixed for you.
. . and LOOK! It's extra-special-blue, like it should be ^^