Ser Boarster Jablinnster, king of the Seven Kingdoms
WARNING! This thread's insanity may affect the sanity of you brain.
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- Who is going to rule the Seven Kingdoms?21 votes
- Eyewin Lanninster the Nice Person with Many Eyes  9.52%
- [missing option]23.81%
- Crevs the Dark Jedffrey  0.00%
- Ser Boo the King's Guard19.05%
- Eudaemonium the Master of Whisperers  0.00%
- Shandyr the Master of Coin  9.52%
- Anduin the Mummy of the Dungeons19.05%
- Southpaw the Mind Flayer Swashbuckler Pirate from Lybs  4.76%
- Heindrich the Righteous14.29%
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@Heindrich1988 @Shandyr @Anduin @KidCarnival @Eudaemonium @Southpaw @booinyoureyes I really don't know who does not check the off topic Baldur's Gategory so I summoned all of thee, and also to avoid conflicts.
EDIT: oh, now everyone knows which one was the missing option!
@Metalloman bring the banhammerz!!
King is much less likely to have me assassinated by a bunch of senators/my mother/my nephew/any one or more of several of my brothers and/or their wives.
@mlnevese that's why we need @Heindrich1988 to cast Detect Evil!
@Nonnashwriter Done, added more Wombats options, vote for @booinyoureyes he's LIKE a wombat.
kings guard are good kings to have, they can fend for themselves against assassins, and veteran ones have good anti-shank senses, trust me i have experience in thi- what was i saying? i didn't do nothing YOUR ALL CRAZY
About your mother, you should buy her a car, a house and some other stuff and she'll be happy, then, the same applies with others you'll be dominating all the forces in the universe, so... I don't know what could harm you :P
That thar is an adventurer describing my apartment.
I would much prefer the title:
Anduin. Embalmed, post death gnome of the below surface dwelling.
...
Anyway, @Shandyr to rule the kingdom. He can read. Possibly count...
I'll outlive you all anyway... Well outdead you all...
*sigh* you know what I mean...
'Righteous?' I can live with that
Though I am LAWFUL good rather than Lawful GOOD.
Ah... so much evil... around every corner! un-undead-ex-Gnomelich, Beholder, Mindflayer and a Mummy. Stand fast Boo! Stand fast! Our only hope is that the evil factions destroy each other first!
I see Eyewin Lanninster has been busy plotting against Crevs Joddfrey... A storm is coming... A wintry one.
Heindrich1988 Casts - Spell Trigger:
- Lower Resistance
- Lower Resistance
- Greater Mallison
Heindrich1988 Casts - Spell Sequencer:
- Stoneskin
- Haste
- Mirror Image
Heindrich1988 Casts - Minor Sequencer:
- Magic Missile
- Chromatic Orb
Heindrich1988 Casts - Contingency (Disabled)
- Dispel
Heindrich1988 Casts - Resist Fear
Heindrich1988 Casts - Stone Skin
Heindrich1988 (erm... Aerie help me!) Casts - Chaotic Commands
Heindrich1988 (erm... Aerie help me!) Casts - Protection from Evil
Yes... as you can see, since our last meeting Crevs Joddfrey, I have completed the game and levelled up quite a bit...
U can tell I've just completed ToB, I still remember all the long term protections and buffs and stored spells I'd cast the the beginning of each session.
I had to delete this because of the Inquisition of the Eye of Helm, because this post was evil.
Try to beat that.
The creature... it... it... can see the Matrix!!!
Crevs Daak- Contingency fired
Crevs Daak- Improved Invisibility: Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Spell Immunity: Divination: Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Spell Shield: Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Invisible
Crevs Daak- Shielded
Crevs Daak- Casts Improved Alacrity
Crevs Daak- Casts Teleport Field: Crevs Daak
Crevs Daak- Casts Protection From Magical Weapons
Crevs Daak- Protected from Magical Weapons
Crevs Daak- Casts Spell Trap
Crevs Daak- Protected by Spell Trap
Crevs Daak- Spell Trigger - Fired
Crevs Daak- Casts Lower Resistance: Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak- Casts Lower Resistance: Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak- Casts Lower Resistance: Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak- Casts Greater Malison: Heindrich1988
Heindrich1988- Magic Resistance Lowered by 33%
Heindrich1988- Magic Resistance Lowered by 33%
Heindrich1988- Magic Resistance Lowered by 33%
Crevs Daak- Casts Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting: Heindrich1988
Heindrich1988- Saving Throws Lowered
Crevs Daak did 67 damage to Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak did 78 damage to Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak- Casts Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting: Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak did 73 damage to Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak did 59 damage to Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak- Casts Finger of Death: Heindrich1988
Heindrich1988- save vs. death
Crevs Daak did 37 damage to Heindrich1988
Crevs Daak- Casts Power Word, Kill: Heindrich1988
Heindrich1988- Death
Powergamers no fun!
Though I gotta say, u really overestimate how much hp I got. It's ... classified... but the first Horrid Wilting was enough.
Oh and "@Heindrich1988 now a real response for your challenge."
Where was the challenge?! You struck out an unprovoked first strike against an innocent man who just cast basic protections to have a fighting chance in the middle of a power struggle between OP evil entities like Gnomeliches and @KidCarnival, who must be a Hive Mother at the least!
And it is better two times dead than alive.
Also, while doing that I don't even used all the spells my favorite PC is able to use, I did not add any.
Note: that PC reached Mage level 38 in a F/M dual class.
EDIT: but he was named Jimmy!