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Ser Boarster Jablinnster, king of the Seven Kingdoms

CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
edited January 2014 in Off-Topic
WARNING! This thread's insanity may affect the sanity of you brain.
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  1. Who is going to rule the Seven Kingdoms?21 votes
    1. Eyewin Lanninster the Nice Person with Many Eyes
        9.52%
    2. [missing option]
      23.81%
    3. Crevs the Dark Jedffrey
        0.00%
    4. Ser Boo the King's Guard
      19.05%
    5. Eudaemonium the Master of Whisperers
        0.00%
    6. Shandyr the Master of Coin
        9.52%
    7. Anduin the Mummy of the Dungeons
      19.05%
    8. Southpaw the Mind Flayer Swashbuckler Pirate from Lybs
        4.76%
    9. Heindrich the Righteous
      14.29%
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  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Bloody hell, I've miswrote Lys! >.<
    @Heindrich1988 @Shandyr @Anduin @KidCarnival @Eudaemonium @Southpaw @booinyoureyes I really don't know who does not check the off topic Baldur's Gategory so I summoned all of thee, and also to avoid conflicts.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    Hey! As my servant I don't allow you to vote for @mlnevese, as a King he will cause Time Hole across all the realms!
    EDIT: oh, now everyone knows which one was the missing option!
    @Metalloman bring the banhammerz!!
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited January 2014
    Missing option for Emperor of the Universe I say...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @mlnevese that position is already taken by @Dee, no renewal contract signed with Fate and Destiny.
  • DeeDee Member Posts: 10,447
    Emperor of the Universe? Please.

    King is much less likely to have me assassinated by a bunch of senators/my mother/my nephew/any one or more of several of my brothers and/or their wives.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Ok. There are other Universes out there anyway...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @mlnevese but we are talking about THIS universe, I have two universe I am ruling right now, oh, man, it is so boring, I should take a look this year.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    ooohhh. I have a vote :)
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @booinyoureyes I think @mlnevese voted you because you voted him :P
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited January 2014
    Nahhh if I can't be the Emperor of all then I'll vote for the paws of goodness in the Realms...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @mlnevese sp you think everyone else is evil?
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Sure, but they hide their alignments well... And at least one of them is in deep denial of his true self...
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    wait, mlnevese is the "missing option"?... I mean... I knew that all along...
  • Mrpenfold666Mrpenfold666 Member Posts: 428
    kings guard are good kings to have, they can fend for themselves against assassins, and veteran ones have good anti-shank senses, trust me i have experience in thi- what was i saying? i didn't do nothing YOUR ALL CRAZY
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    There is no wombat option. I am disappoint.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155

    kings guard are good kings to have, they can fend for themselves against assassins, and veteran ones have good anti-shank senses, trust me i have experience in thi- what was i saying? i didn't do nothing YOUR ALL CRAZY

    Say that again so I can also give you an Insightful.
    @mlnevese that's why we need @Heindrich1988 to cast Detect Evil!
    @Nonnashwriter Done, added more Wombats options, vote for @booinyoureyes he's LIKE a wombat.
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    CrevsDaak said:

    @Nonnashwriter Done, added more Wombats options, vote for @booinyoureyes he's LIKE a wombat.

    Done and done. :D
  • Mrpenfold666Mrpenfold666 Member Posts: 428
    @CrevsDaak thy will be done:

    kings guard are good kings to have, they can fend for themselves against assassins, and veteran ones have good anti-shank senses, trust me i have experience in thi- what was i saying? i didn't do nothing YOUR ALL CRAZY
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @Dee as the Emperor of Universe all the senators will lost their jobs, if you are taking what happened to Julio Caesar, well, he was only a temporary emperor amd the senate agreed to kill him, and you'll have a total Empire, so you won't care about the senators.
    About your mother, you should buy her a car, a house and some other stuff and she'll be happy, then, the same applies with others :D you'll be dominating all the forces in the universe, so... I don't know what could harm you :P
  • HeindrichHeindrich Member, Moderator Posts: 2,959
    edited January 2014
    lol... now i feel like a right tool voting for myself.

    'Righteous?' I can live with that :)

    Though I am LAWFUL good rather than Lawful GOOD.

    Ah... so much evil... around every corner! un-undead-ex-Gnomelich, Beholder, Mindflayer and a Mummy. Stand fast Boo! Stand fast! Our only hope is that the evil factions destroy each other first!

    I see Eyewin Lanninster has been busy plotting against Crevs Joddfrey... A storm is coming... A wintry one.


    Heindrich1988 Casts - Spell Trigger:
    - Lower Resistance
    - Lower Resistance
    - Greater Mallison
    Heindrich1988 Casts - Spell Sequencer:
    - Stoneskin
    - Haste
    - Mirror Image
    Heindrich1988 Casts - Minor Sequencer:
    - Magic Missile
    - Chromatic Orb
    Heindrich1988 Casts - Contingency (Disabled)
    - Dispel
    Heindrich1988 Casts - Resist Fear
    Heindrich1988 Casts - Stone Skin
    Heindrich1988 (erm... Aerie help me!) Casts - Chaotic Commands
    Heindrich1988 (erm... Aerie help me!) Casts - Protection from Evil

    Yes... as you can see, since our last meeting Crevs Joddfrey, I have completed the game and levelled up quite a bit...


    U can tell I've just completed ToB, I still remember all the long term protections and buffs and stored spells I'd cast the the beginning of each session.

  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    @Heindrich1988 first, it is Crevs Dark Jedffrey. And second, you can have a sneak peak of Ascension + SCS, Sendai's script (missing some lines).
    I had to delete this because of the Inquisition of the Eye of Helm, because this post was evil.
    Post edited by CrevsDaak on
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    I had to delete this because of the Inquisition of the Eye of Helm, because this post was evil.
    Post edited by CrevsDaak on
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    @Heindrich1988 and it is missing some lines. Sendai in that last fights uses that BCS, pretty no?
    Try to beat that.
  • HeindrichHeindrich Member, Moderator Posts: 2,959
    edited January 2014
    ^^ O_o

    The creature... it... it... can see the Matrix!!!
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    @Heindrich1988 now a real response for your challenge.
    Crevs Daak- Contingency fired
    Crevs Daak- Improved Invisibility: Crevs Daak
    Crevs Daak- Spell Immunity: Divination: Crevs Daak
    Crevs Daak- Spell Shield: Crevs Daak
    Crevs Daak- Invisible
    Crevs Daak- Shielded
    Crevs Daak- Casts Improved Alacrity
    Crevs Daak- Casts Teleport Field: Crevs Daak
    Crevs Daak- Casts Protection From Magical Weapons
    Crevs Daak- Protected from Magical Weapons
    Crevs Daak- Casts Spell Trap
    Crevs Daak- Protected by Spell Trap
    Crevs Daak- Spell Trigger - Fired
    Crevs Daak- Casts Lower Resistance: Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak- Casts Lower Resistance: Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak- Casts Lower Resistance: Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak- Casts Greater Malison: Heindrich1988
    Heindrich1988- Magic Resistance Lowered by 33%
    Heindrich1988- Magic Resistance Lowered by 33%
    Heindrich1988- Magic Resistance Lowered by 33%
    Crevs Daak- Casts Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting: Heindrich1988
    Heindrich1988- Saving Throws Lowered
    Crevs Daak did 67 damage to Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak did 78 damage to Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak- Casts Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting: Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak did 73 damage to Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak did 59 damage to Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak- Casts Finger of Death: Heindrich1988
    Heindrich1988- save vs. death
    Crevs Daak did 37 damage to Heindrich1988
    Crevs Daak- Casts Power Word, Kill: Heindrich1988
    Heindrich1988- Death
  • FredjoFredjo Member Posts: 477
    @CrevsDaak => The Chaos is strong with this one!
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @Fredjo yeah, I know I'm waaaay too chaotic, but it is OK for everyone I think ;)
  • HeindrichHeindrich Member, Moderator Posts: 2,959
    edited January 2014
    @CrevsDaak

    Powergamers no fun! :(

    Though I gotta say, u really overestimate how much hp I got. It's ... classified... but the first Horrid Wilting was enough.

    Oh and "@Heindrich1988 now a real response for your challenge."

    Where was the challenge?! You struck out an unprovoked first strike against an innocent man who just cast basic protections to have a fighting chance in the middle of a power struggle between OP evil entities like Gnomeliches and @KidCarnival, who must be a Hive Mother at the least!
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    @Heindrich1988 I have to tell you something; that is not power gaming. What I did was a show of my skills in BG's Arcane spellcasting, sure if I have a cleric I won't be able to do so as I really don't know how to use cleric apart from High Levels spells I am also not sure.
    And it is better two times dead than alive.
    Also, while doing that I don't even used all the spells my favorite PC is able to use, I did not add any.

    Note: that PC reached Mage level 38 in a F/M dual class.
    EDIT: but he was named Jimmy!
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