Let's take it logically...If @Nonnahswriter weights the same amount as a duck, she and her violin will float on water, so we can safely deduct, she is a musically-adept witch.
Let's take it logically...If @Nonnahswriter weights the same amount as a duck, she and her violin will float on water, so we can safely deduct, she is a musically-adept witch.
@Nonnahswriter do you weight the same amount a duck does or you do not?
I'm not a witch! I'm a bard! Can't you see my flaming violin?
...What? You mean violins aren't supposed to be set on fire?
Um...
BARDS CAN CASTS SPELLS LIKE WITCHES!!!!!!! WITCHS ALSO CAST SPELLS!!!!! BURN!!!! If you're violin is on fire we can set you on fire!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!
@Nonnahswriter...tell us. Are you or are you not made out of wood?
YES, tell us, or we'll employ the Power Word: Ni over you!!!
Made of wood? No, that was my cousin Trinity. Gods rest her soul... We crafted this violin from her own arm. It's a tradition, you see, among the bard-witches; when one of us dies, we fashion the deceased bodies into musical instruments. This way, their magic may live on to serve the cause, to spread music and magic all throughout the land.
As for me, I'm only half-witch, so I am quite fleshy.
@Nonnahswriter...tell us. Are you or are you not made out of wood?
YES, tell us, or we'll employ the Power Word: Ni over you!!!
Made of wood? No, that was my cousin Trinity. Gods rest her soul... We crafted this violin from her own arm. It's a tradition, you see, among the bard-witches; when one of us dies, we fashion the deceased bodies into musical instruments. This way, their magic may live on to serve the cause, to spread music and magic all throughout the land.
As for me, I'm only half-witch, so I am quite fleshy.
HALF-witch? Still a witch anyway. (You remind me of Neera, the HALF-elf).
@Shandyr, LOL, too bad I'm not nominated for the crown.
I'll tell you what, though. @Heindrich1988 already voted for himself. So, I'll just vote for you, and among the three of us, I think it'll all balance out - my vote for you will cancel out @Heindrich1988's self-vote, and you'll have a sort of moral high ground in the campaign because you didn't vote for yourself.
I was going to add you and some other folk, but we have limited Poll Options. LETS KILL THE LIMIT!!!! *Quasit voice on* Lets breeeeeeaaak!! the limit!! teeeheeeehehehehe!! *Quasit voice off*
@CrevsDaak I'll be staying well away from stakes and pyres on a matter of principle, whether the collected rivvin are baying for my roasted flesh or not. Most unpleasant memories.
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Let me get my large scales...
BURN THE WITCH!!!
Now.
@Nonnahswriter...tell us.
Are you or are you not made out of wood?
As for me, I'm only half-witch, so I am quite fleshy.
We are all members here, with wood or not.
*This sounds worse now... continue anyway...*
If you do have wood. Perhaps you would, refrain, as a respectful member, not to burn it near mummies.
Although we are without wood, we still burn pretty quick.
This is a note going out to all members with wood.
Perhaps a cold shower would help...
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Anyway the best method to see if someone is a witch is to throw them in a lake.
If they float, then thier a witch, or... or... *facepalm* Their made out of wood...
Edit: I wrote 3 words and made 2 typos.
So, I split my vote between @Shandyr and @Heindrich1988. If I could split a vote, that is.
Anyway, abstain.
I'll tell you what, though. @Heindrich1988 already voted for himself. So, I'll just vote for you, and among the three of us, I think it'll all balance out - my vote for you will cancel out @Heindrich1988's self-vote, and you'll have a sort of moral high ground in the campaign because you didn't vote for yourself.
Okay, I vote for @Shandyr. Sorry, @Heindrich1988, I hope we will still be friends.
LETS KILL THE LIMIT!!!!
*Quasit voice on*
Lets breeeeeeaaak!! the limit!! teeeheeeehehehehe!!
*Quasit voice off*
We should burn her just for the cause of being a WITCH!!!!!
BURN THE WITCHES!!!
And I am your fan
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