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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    An evil cat-like life? Where can I sign up to become undead?
  • jhart1018jhart1018 Member Posts: 909
    Not evil, necessarily. Just quirky. If you want to join the ranks of the undead, I suggest applying as a greeter at Wal-Mart on the graveyard shift. The job or the late night shoppers will get you sorted in no time. Though, if you want a more ornate undeath, there's always getting yourself your own cult of willing worshippers. That has the perk of letting you enjoy deity-on-earth status among them until you decide to shuffle off your mortal coil. T
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    I think I'll go for the second option. More diversity in there. I can base my cult on existing religions or create an entirely new one.
  • jhart1018jhart1018 Member Posts: 909
    There ya go. See, I've always wanted minions, and being overlord of a cult is probably a great way to get them. I just don't know if I have the time to put into cultivating my own me-centered religion...
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Ugh. I just got told that I was being offensive to Catholic Christians to point out to a poster who said having one druid with authority over the whole world was Stupid that Catholic Christians have one Pope in charge over the whole world. :P
  • jhart1018jhart1018 Member Posts: 909
    More evidence that real life is evil. :/ Sorry to hear that. People are occasionally dumb, so don't let the bastards get you down.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    I was like, Dude, seriously? It's offensive to point out that, like Druids, Catholic Christians have one single person in charge of the church?
  • jhart1018jhart1018 Member Posts: 909
    Stupid truth, being all honest and stuff...
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    LadyRhian said:

    @minevese I think it mated with a cat. My cat loves going after foot-mice in bed. Move a foot under the covers and BAM! She's on it like melted cheese on a burger.

    It gets dangerous when I accidentally stick a foot out of the covers. Next thing I know there's a couple of claws and teeth sunk into my big toe.

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Yes. Truth has this horrible liberal slant to it... ;)
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    Religions are for the weak willed! OR something. Nihilism has such a nicer tone to life, or whatever, I don't care, apathy overload.
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    And my cat is chaotic neutral. As long as there are treats in it for her, she'll do whatever---good, evil, she's the one with the claws.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    @LadyRhian

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaJelU29jeI
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Thanks, @Awong124 And @Katastrophe My cat is a treat-seeking missile.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    My cat doesn't like cat treats for some reason.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    My cat only like Whiskas Temptations.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    It's a natural born sinner then :)
  • DrugarDrugar Member Posts: 1,566
    Wait, I'm confused, is the lich actually dead? (deader)
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Drugar said:

    Wait, I'm confused, is the lich actually dead? (deader)

    I don't know. If he is it's not because we killed him. I'm pretty sure there is still something nasty waiting to jump out at us.

  • DelvarianDelvarian Member Posts: 1,232
    Minsc and Boo are having a grand old time knocking over statues.

    "Pull Boo! Let the evil topple at our feet!"
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    When you topple the statue to the Southwest, you discover a rounded ring-shaped space on the wall behind it, just big enough to admit your index finger.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    LadyRhian said:

    When you topple the statue to the Southwest, you discover a rounded ring-shaped space on the wall behind it, just big enough to admit your index finger.

    So it's way too big for Kivan's pecker?

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Permidion_Stark Not neccessarily... No, I'm joking. Yes, too large.
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    Permidion_Stark said:

    It's Viconia. She's come to save us! But is it mean, mean, mean Viconia or is it turned to Neutral Good after getting laid Viconia?

    lol, i love this quote

    'cause you know, getting laid will do that to a drow :)
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    It sounds like we are going to have to sacrifice another magic ring. "I haven't got one," says Alora, hiding her hand in her pocket.
  • DelvarianDelvarian Member Posts: 1,232
    "Minsc knew that toppling statues was more than just a fun diversion."
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    Permidion_Stark said:

    It sounds like we are going to have to sacrifice another magic ring. "I haven't got one," says Alora, hiding her hand in her pocket.

    Kivan isn't wearing his ring of protection on his finger.

    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If you know what I mean..png
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Awong124 said:

    Permidion_Stark said:

    It sounds like we are going to have to sacrifice another magic ring. "I haven't got one," says Alora, hiding her hand in her pocket.

    Kivan isn't wearing his ring of protection on his finger.

    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If you know what I mean..png
    In that case Alora is abandoning her plan of getting her hands on it while he is asleep.

  • DelvarianDelvarian Member Posts: 1,232
    "Someone must have a ring they will part with. Boo and I didn't come all this way to kick evil butt to miss the chance based solely on our choice not to wear jewelry."
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Alora shuffles about and looks guilty. Then admits to Minsc that she has got a +1 ring. But in all the excitement she had forgotten she was wearing it. And that's the truth. Sort of.
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