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  • BalladBallad Member Posts: 205
    edited May 2014
    @Loub, wow - I'm speechless. I never actually expected anyone to provide such a detailed and factual answer to my whimsical question. Once again I leave this thread with an enlightened mind and an amended lore score.
    Loub said:


    What is wrong with talking about porn?

    Yeah, I mean, what else is there to the internet?
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Ballad said:
    What else? I'll you a short and technical explication: Whatever is illegal and nearly impossible to make known where the FBI can sue you.
  • SirK8SirK8 Member Posts: 527
    CrevsDaak said:

    Ballad said:
    What else? I'll you a short and technical explication: Whatever is illegal and nearly impossible to make known where the FBI can sue you.
    *in puppet voice* Yes... but what do you do after?
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    SirK8 said:

    CrevsDaak said:

    Ballad said:
    What else? I'll you a short and technical explication: Whatever is illegal and nearly impossible to make known where the FBI can sue you.
    *in puppet voice* Yes... but what do you do after?
    *evil voice* Aaah, I tend to fiddle around innocent's bodies *grins* in Baldur's Gate, ooh, I do... *evil laugh*
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    bengoshi said:

    Where the heck is Winthrop?

    Apparently, he has opened a new hotel:

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    If you check this hotels site http://www.winthropinn.com/ it becomes clear it's as clean as an Elven arse.
    I wouldn't be surprised if I found mountains of pubes under the unfashionable (and probably dirty) bedding.
  • FinaLfrontFinaLfront Member Posts: 260
    mountains
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    I'm pretty sure you'll catch crabs just by sleeping there.
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,268
    If Grael (the greater ghoul in Durlag's Tower) is actually guarding the remains of Durlag like he says, then where are said remains? I can't see them...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Tresset said:

    If Grael (the greater ghoul in Durlag's Tower) is actually guarding the remains of Durlag like he says, then where are said remains? I can't see them...

    Actually, HE IS DURLAG!
    But yeah, Ghoulified :) of course.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Ghouls eat dead people... Do I have to say anything else?
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    mlnevese said:

    Ghouls eat dead people... Do I have to say anything else?

    Do they use knives and forks?
    Tresset said:

    If Grael (the greater ghoul in Durlag's Tower) is actually guarding the remains of Durlag like he says, then where are said remains? I can't see them...

    On a real no-jokingly thing I suppose: it could be that Durlag's remains were kept in the place you need the Wardstone that ghoul carries.
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,268
    Why are you dragged to hell when you kill Irenicus but Imoen isn't dragged to hell when she kills Bodhi?
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    bengoshi said:

    Where the heck is Winthrop?

    Apparently, he has opened a new hotel:

    If you check this hotels site http://www.winthropinn.com/ it becomes clear it's as clean as an Elven arse.
    duuuuuuuuddeee. like, woah

    you just blew my mind, man
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471

    mlnevese said:

    Ghouls eat dead people... Do I have to say anything else?

    I eat dead animals... am I a ghoul?
    On the term 'ghoul', from what I've studied in literature:

    Etymologically, it comes from the Gul fairytale of the region that is known today as 'Iran', which was derived from the fact that there were a lot of graverobbers in ancient times, and as such they created an allegorical figure of a spirit who ate the bodies of the dead as a way of explaining why bodies kept disappearing - the graverobbers stole the corpses not only for their valuables such as jewelry, but also for their fat, flesh, bones and hair - which had numerous uses in making things such as bonemeal, lamp oil, ritualistic paraphernalia and 'medicine'. Due to the overall dearthful state of the people in relation to their rulers, they had to overlook certain sinistries to make sure the population wouldn't be driven to worse things, plus, a lot of the spoils from graverobbery were valuable for the noblemen, and they were no worse than those crafted from animals, but much cheaper due to the fact that Persia was not a very prosperous land for farming, so hiding where they came from for the noblemen as well as keeping people from panicking over such sinistries proved this legend to be a valuable social construct for the preservation of order in ancient Persia.

    Eventually, the 'ghoul' term extended not only to the fey and graverobbers, but also to anyone with a morbid fascination - there was even a literary movement driven by those 'ghouls': it's called 'symbolism' - its authors were often bourgeois men from highly religious backgrounds who became obsessed with death and the supposed afterlife, as well as related subjects such as decay, ruin and disease. They often gathered around cemeteries and the like, and due to their obsession with death often died young from common diseases such as typhoid which tainted the air, ground and water of such dwellings. Not that they minded though, a lot of them wrote poems about getting their 'wonderful' turn at perishing.
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    edited May 2014
    Tresset said:

    Why are you dragged to hell when you kill Irenicus but Imoen isn't dragged to hell when she kills Bodhi?

    Hell in DnD is not usually a place where dead souls go unless they have some sort of pact with Baatezu, which Irenicus procured in order to boost his power - since he had no soul, once he gained one it would automatically be the possession of some infernal lord once he died, in this case, yours.
    Generally speaking, no matter how perfid you were in life, you would end up in your god's plane as a soul which would slowly become part of the plane itself as their servants. This was not the case for the faithless such as Bodhi- their souls would go to the wall of the faithless in the fugue plane under the dominion of Kelemvor, where you would forever suffer for simply not worshipping a god - your body would slowly dissolve until you became another formless mound of flesh in the wall and your mind would slowly wither until you no longer had a sense of self.
  • ArchaosArchaos Member Posts: 1,421
    edited May 2014
    @Loub Actually, you end up in whatever plane your alignment is.
    Lawful Evil - Nine Hells
    Chaotic Evil - Abyss
    Lawful Good - Celestia
    etc etc

    Bhaal was Lawful Evil, so his "soul" was destined to go to the Nine Hells. Since Bhaalspawn have part of his soul, that's what their souls will go.

    When Irenicus stole CHARNAME's soul, the soul was drawn by default to the Nine Hells when he died. But since it also tried to return to it's original owner, it dragged both Irenicus and Charname into the hells.

    Perhaps this violent act of a soul struggling to both return to it's owner and go to Hell (quite literally) caused a local area of effect, dragging the whole party into it.

    That's one reason why the Solar at the end, tells you that if you give up the taint, you will be free to make your own destiny.
  • Demonoid_LimewireDemonoid_Limewire Member Posts: 424
    edited May 2014
    Irenicus... *touched*... Imoen???

    After Irenicus "touched"... Imoen... Just WHERE exactly did her UNREMOVABLE belt, disappear to...?

    'o'

    And after all that, why didn't we get a canon, legit, Imoen romance path...?
  • Demonoid_LimewireDemonoid_Limewire Member Posts: 424
    Tresset said:

    Imoen's belt is actually a MINHP1 item, which protects her from being killed since she is so essential to the plot. It was removed for her second meeting so she wouldn't be invincible when she joins the party.

    Damn, gee, man, that's creepy! That old pervert, Irenicus' touch, can cherry pop belts, now?!?
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Do people that raise to godhood get a free hood as well?
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