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Vegetable civiliziations, man eating plants and other salads

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  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Do you have a secret crush on a vegetable?

    Like this boy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiEnCJ3BEo0
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Maybe...
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Nimran said cautiously, as if the mere acknowledgement might be a trap...
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Although, admittedly, this entire topic seems to be heading into "It's a trick! Get an axe!" territory.
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    *uses his mastery of the quick draw to dice @bengoshi‌ 's Brocolli Elemental familiar*

    BANZAI!

    *starts to charge, his sword held overhead, then stops halfway and scratches head*

    ...wait, isn't that your line?
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    DreadKhan said:

    *uses his mastery of the quick draw to dice @bengoshi‌ 's Brocolli Elemental familiar*

    BANZAI!

    *starts to charge, his sword held overhead, then stops halfway and scratches head*

    ...wait, isn't that your line?

    I forget. I'm just the understudy.
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    *bisects @Nimran‌ with his blade*

    Hmm... all this dicing is making me hungry!

    *starts dipping the bits of @bengoshi‌ 's Broccolli elemental in some hummus*

    Nom nom nom...
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    edited October 2014
    DreadKhan said:

    *bisects @Nimran‌ with his blade*

    Hmm... all this dicing is making me hungry!

    *starts dipping the bits of @bengoshi‌ 's Broccolli elemental in some hummus*

    Nom nom nom...

    *Nimran rises, his halves looking at each other then pulling themselves together, seals the cut with superglue, then walks away*
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    I think I just took a blade for you, @bengoshi‌.
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    Who's casted a Haste spell on my familiar? :) The posts here appear with a great speed. Just look out not to trigger a Fry trap - it can be quite deadly for a fresh vegetable :D
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    I have bad news, guys. My snow cabbage question wasn't in the final list of questions asked. So much fail, the world has a right to know!
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Nimran said:

    I have bad news, guys. My snow cabbage question wasn't in the final list of questions asked. So much fail, the world has a right to know!

    THEY are hiding the truth....
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    This means war. Veggie peelers for everyone!
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    Unfortunately, I've heard that the average worker there isn't paid a very good celery.
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