What Kind Of Monster Are You?
To celebrate Halloween Wizards of the Coast has released an exciting new quiz. Just what kind of D&D monster are you?
kcwise's Result:
Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)
You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill… which would probably include most of your other guests.
Edit: link - http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/what-monster-are-you
kcwise's Result:
Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)
You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill… which would probably include most of your other guests.
Edit: link - http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/what-monster-are-you
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My result (who would have guessed):
Lich (Acererak, the Demi-Lich)
I wonder if Owlbears can be paladins? Sure, they are dumb as rocks, but imagine the strength bonus when wielding Carsomyr!
Lycanthrope! Rawr
"Sustained by a terrible curse and a thirst for mortal blood, you dream of a world in which you live in decadence and luxury, ruling over kingdoms of mortals who exist only to sate your darkest appetites. Hey, it might not be everyone's dream, but it's yours."
This explains so much...
You are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).
I'm game.
Vampire (Count Strahd)
Sustained by a terrible curse and a thirst for mortal blood, you dream of a world in which you live in decadence and luxury, ruling over kingdoms of mortals who exist only to sate your darkest appetites. Hey, it might not be everyone's dream, but it's yours.
Meh, maybe if my class levels are Fighter/Mage, Magus, or Fighter/Mage/Spellblade.
Although, I once read that lichdom is a popular avenue of immortality for evil/desperate kings. How come we never see many liches who are not wizards?
Owlbear. Heh, close enough.
THI҉S I͜S͟ A̴L̵L͝ WR̢O͜N̶G͞!҉
I call Librarian.
You revere dragons and tend to dwell in and around places where dragons are known to lair. You skulk in the darkness, hiding from stronger foes and swarming to overwhelm weaker ones. You are cowardly and usually flee, unless a strong leader is present... and are clearly more likely to trick than to treat.
I am very happy with this. I really feel like that is the likeliest thing for me. I would be a neutral good kobold who wants a little adventure. A skip in my step and mischievous grin on my face.
The poor owl.