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What Kind Of Monster Are You?

kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
edited October 2014 in Off-Topic
To celebrate Halloween Wizards of the Coast has released an exciting new quiz. Just what kind of D&D monster are you?

kcwise's Result:
Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)
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You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill… which would probably include most of your other guests.

Edit: link - http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/what-monster-are-you
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  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Awesome, if you have to be a monster you might as well be an immortal undead badass!

    I wonder if Owlbears can be paladins? Sure, they are dumb as rocks, but imagine the strength bonus when wielding Carsomyr!
    JuliusBorisovbooinyoureyeslolienSmilingSword
  • TheGraveDiggerTheGraveDigger Member Posts: 336
    Bah, I got mummy too... I was hoping for mongrelman!
    lolienkcwise
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    I got Owlbear.
    kcwiserufus_hobartbooinyoureyesJuliusBorisov
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    kcwiserufus_hobartbooinyoureyesJuliusBorisov
  • Night_WatchNight_Watch Member Posts: 514
    Flesh Golem
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    You are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).
    I'm game.
    kcwiserufus_hobartJuliusBorisovlolien
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
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    kcwiserufus_hobartjackjackJuliusBorisov
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,607
    edited November 2014
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    Vampire (Count Strahd)

    Sustained by a terrible curse and a thirst for mortal blood, you dream of a world in which you live in decadence and luxury, ruling over kingdoms of mortals who exist only to sate your darkest appetites. Hey, it might not be everyone's dream, but it's yours.
    kcwiserufus_hobartJuliusBorisov
  • SchneidendSchneidend Member Posts: 3,190
    Lich
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    Meh, maybe if my class levels are Fighter/Mage, Magus, or Fighter/Mage/Spellblade.

    Although, I once read that lichdom is a popular avenue of immortality for evil/desperate kings. How come we never see many liches who are not wizards?
    rufus_hobartkcwisejackjackJuliusBorisov
  • old_jolly2old_jolly2 Member Posts: 453



    Although, I once read that lichdom is a popular avenue of immortality for evil/desperate kings. How come we never see many liches who are not wizards?

    Those that are not just not met with a Time Stop early. Eases the desperation , I presume.
    kcwise
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
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    rufus_hobartkcwiseJuliusBorisov
  • rufus_hobartrufus_hobart Member Posts: 490
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    Owlbear. Heh, close enough.
    [Deleted User]kcwiseNonnahswriterJuliusBorisov
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Seems like there isn't a lot of variety in this poll. Either that, or we just have a lot of undead friendly folks around here.
    KidCarnivalJuliusBorisov
  • iKrivetkoiKrivetko Member Posts: 934
    We should make a demilich club or something.
    kcwiseCrevsDaakJuliusBorisov
  • old_jolly2old_jolly2 Member Posts: 453

    kcwisegettincrzy
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    iKrivetko said:

    We should make a demilich club or something.

    Call it a "Study Group". ;)

    I call Librarian.
    kcwiseCrevsDaakJuliusBorisov[Deleted User]
  • gettincrzygettincrzy Member Posts: 21
    Psh don't give them. I would loot them. Too expensive to buy and you know they wouldn't let me in town to get them. Besides I prefer a good fistfight anyway.
    kcwise
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    I know Halloween is long over but who cares?

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    The poor owl.
    kcwise[Deleted User]JuliusBorisov
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