Good puns

lolien

You should avoid the web just because threads like this. They are toxic.

ThacoBell

Widow know that many

lolien

I brought you a new game!
Guess!
What my little eyes spy there?

ThacoBell

The Morel of the story: always trust mushrooms to bring the games.

BillyYank

I continue to arachne my brains to spin another pun.

ThacoBell

Maybe we can spinnarette a few more.

lolien

Here's a really bad one:

What on feeds the Lolth worshipper vampire?

On spider veins.

Kamigoroshi

Already saw that one on the interwebs.

Francois

"I heard a story the other day. I can't quite remember it, but it was about a chap who snored and disturbed the neighbours, and it ended, 'It was his adenoids that adenoid them.'"

Mathsorcerer

@Francois nose that that story smells fowl so I presume he likes to wing it.

Buttercheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdW21QSUfEw

ThacoBell

What does Bhaal say to his wife when he gets home from work? "Honey, that office is MURDER"

ThacoBell

When Bhaal dances, his moves are killer.

Buttercheese

It's truly murder on the dance floor when Bhaal gets on it.

Montresor_SP

Stop it guys, you're killing me!

Buttercheese

His moves are sick, everyone falls dead at the sight of them.

ThacoBell

I hear he his also drop dead gorgeous.

Buttercheese

I heard Bhaal has an eight-pack. That he is shredded.

Not a pun but I couldn't resist. Sorry :V

Nimran

He should spend less time being drunk near a cheese grater then.

BillyYank

All of his clerics are masters of Bhaal-room dancing.

The dance where they all dress up in their finest regalia is the formal Bhaal.
The one where they collect donations is the charity Bhaal.
When they all dress in costume it's the masquerade Bhaal.

What do the ladies wear to the formal Bhaal?

Stiletto heels.

lolien

Why is the party in ruins after the Bhaal priests arrived?

They came in like a wrecking Bhaal.

Belanos

These puns are so bad, I almost feel like Bhaaling my eyes out.

Kamigoroshi

Of course Bhaal puns are bad. Him being Awful Evil and all.

ThacoBell

Come on guys, not Bhaal puns are bad.

BillyYank

You should try some puns of your own.

You'll... have a Bhaal.

ThacoBell

It requires great Bhaalance to wordsmith at @BillyYank s level.

Buttercheese

This thread is the Bane of my existance.

Nimran

Really? I'd say it's a real Myrkul.

Buttercheese

You've Gond to be kidding.

Nimran

Maybe. Maybe not. It's a Mystra.