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Mathsorcerer
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December 2016
I have had enough of these puns. I am Waukeen to the exit so that I may leave.
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BillyYank
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December 2016
See ya Tymora,
@Mathsorcerer
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Nimran
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December 2016
And many a Tyr was shed that day.
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Kamigoroshi
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December 2016
Gods, this thread gets worse by the Milil. Gotta seriously have to stop Lurue around these parts, lest my Helm cracks.
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BillyYank
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December 2016
Oh, don't make this a Torm in a teacup.
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Nimran
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December 2016
Would you say it's making you... Cyric to your stomach?
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Montresor_SP
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December 2016
Ye gods... These boards could open a pun shop but I doubt we'd Selune.
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ThacoBell
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December 2016
Time to Shar some more puns.
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Sjerrie
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December 2016
Sorry I'm late, I was out to Deneir with the missus and we ended up Corellon.
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lolien
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December 2016
ThacoBell
said:
Time to Shar some more puns.
Actually i know Lolth, but i let you take up my Tempus.
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wubble
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December 2016
edited December 2016
These puns are bringing me to Tyrs.
wait that one's been done, didn't realise there was another page
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Sjerrie
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BillyYank
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Sune, we're going to run out of gods to pun with.
Speaking of fishing, what do you call it when a Native American woman and a 1980's new wave star make a raw fish meal?
Sioux she Siouxsie Sushi
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Grond0
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December 2016
If you can think of a batter fish pun, let minnow.
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BillyYank
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December 2016
I would, but I have to head down the pike to work.
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wubble
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December 2016
I would puffer if we cod kelp these oceanic puns to a minimum
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BillyYank
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December 2016
Oh stop your carping. You're getting too fresh with your salty comment. Our puns were riverine, not oceanic.
Did you hear that the first captain of the Enterprise killed a fish with a long hefty spear near a famous Colorado landmark?
Pike pikes pike at Pike's Peak.
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Sjerrie
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December 2016
I'm having a Bast, so I'm not Waukeen away from this.
Did you hear about the young woman in Chult who wanted to become a priestess?
She's now an Ubtao'n girl.
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Mathsorcerer
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December 2016
Currently, I am thinking that that handful of water puns will have to tide me over until tomorrow. Still, good puns always wet my appetite so I hope no one scales back their efforts.
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ThacoBell
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December 2016
Its always good to pun with porpoise.
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Sjerrie
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December 2016
Merry
-mas!
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ThacoBell
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December 2016
Happy Hollydays
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Belanos
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edited December 2016
I was thinking about making a witty comment, but being such a procrastinator I think I'll leave that for Tymora.
Oops, that one's been done already. Sorry.
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ThacoBell
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December 2016
We are gonna Corellon for awhile yet.
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ThacoBell
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December 2016
Can someone help me patch Mielikki boat?
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ThacoBell
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What is Talona's favorite sport?
Water Polio!
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Sjerrie
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December 2016
It's slowing down here, everyone must be Hoar-se...
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ThacoBell
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December 2016
If I have to personally keep this thread going I will. Talos everyone to join the pun thread!
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BillyYank
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December 2016
Hoar-se? Neigh! We're all rearing to go. We just need the proper fodder for our yokes.
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Montresor_SP
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December 2016
I won't harras you with any horse jokes, lest you team up on me!
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wait that one's been done, didn't realise there was another page
Speaking of fishing, what do you call it when a Native American woman and a 1980's new wave star make a raw fish meal?
Did you hear that the first captain of the Enterprise killed a fish with a long hefty spear near a famous Colorado landmark?
Did you hear about the young woman in Chult who wanted to become a priestess?
Merry
-mas!
Oops, that one's been done already. Sorry.