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  • SjerrieSjerrie Member Posts: 1,237
    Sorry I'm late, I was out to Deneir with the missus and we ended up Corellon.
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    ThacoBell said:

    Time to Shar some more puns.

    Actually i know Lolth, but i let you take up my Tempus.


  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    edited December 2016
    These puns are bringing me to Tyrs.

    wait that one's been done, didn't realise there was another page :smiley:
  • SjerrieSjerrie Member Posts: 1,237

  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Sune, we're going to run out of gods to pun with.

    Speaking of fishing, what do you call it when a Native American woman and a 1980's new wave star make a raw fish meal?

    Sioux she Siouxsie Sushi
  • Grond0Grond0 Member Posts: 7,457
    If you can think of a batter fish pun, let minnow.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    I would, but I have to head down the pike to work.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    I would puffer if we cod kelp these oceanic puns to a minimum
  • SjerrieSjerrie Member Posts: 1,237
    I'm having a Bast, so I'm not Waukeen away from this.

    Did you hear about the young woman in Chult who wanted to become a priestess?
    She's now an Ubtao'n girl.
  • MathsorcererMathsorcerer Member Posts: 3,042
    Currently, I am thinking that that handful of water puns will have to tide me over until tomorrow. Still, good puns always wet my appetite so I hope no one scales back their efforts.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Its always good to pun with porpoise.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Happy Hollydays
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    edited December 2016
    I was thinking about making a witty comment, but being such a procrastinator I think I'll leave that for Tymora.

    Oops, that one's been done already. Sorry.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    We are gonna Corellon for awhile yet.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Can someone help me patch Mielikki boat?
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    What is Talona's favorite sport?

    Water Polio!
  • SjerrieSjerrie Member Posts: 1,237
    It's slowing down here, everyone must be Hoar-se...
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    If I have to personally keep this thread going I will. Talos everyone to join the pun thread!
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Hoar-se? Neigh! We're all rearing to go. We just need the proper fodder for our yokes.
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    I won't harras you with any horse jokes, lest you team up on me!
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