Flaming Oil
elminster
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Does anyone ever use these? I occasionally will use them against dying trolls. But that is about it. I just find my inventory is clogged up with them by end game.
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But flaming oil is fun for the whole family!*
Really!**
*Except anyone young, stupid, reckless, unwise or pyromaniacal. It's not for them.
**Not really.
On a more serious note, the flaming oil gear is worth using. Great to have in an emergency. Weapon Ineffective eh, well LET IT BURN!
Then again, magic. *shrug*
You know, the REAL cause of the iron crisis could be someone tried to make flaming weapons... Mulahey was innocent!
Restartis is my problem. Hoarding is not.
Or is that why you wear the bandages in the first place?