Three word story maker.

Anduin

Not sure this will work here as well as it does in the classroom... But lets have some fun.

We will make a story together. You are aloud three words. You are not allowed to double post. Extra info on your thoughts should be added in a spoiler.

Tips:
- Ensure you are creating a sentence, that makes sense. Read it.
- You can use punctuation! This can have a powerful effect on the story...
- Don't get frustrated with other people. You have no power over the story. You can only guide it.

Lets see what happens people...

Anduin

Once a Gnome

elminster

begins to speak

iKrivetko

to mad cows

elminster

around dinner hour

rufus_hobart

"Behold!", he cries.

wubble

What a guy!

Nimran

He ate my

elminster

partly severed eye

kcwise

and I said

Nimran

"Give that back!"

iKrivetko

But he refused

elminster

my little request.

Nimran

I had to

OlvynChuru

drop the elephant

OneAngryMushroom

After everyone's dead

AndrewFoley

find a cleric

elminster

"I had to drop the elephant After everyone's dead find a cleric"

Not sure this works

Kamigoroshi

Incoming Wild Surge!

JuliusBorisov

elminster said:

"I had to drop the elephant After everyone's dead find a cleric"

Not sure this works

Actually, it works.

"I had to drop the elephant After everyone's dead"

"Find a cleric" - asks a gnome

(apparently an ooze in the same time says: "Incoming Wild Surge!"

So, it works perfectly. Game on!

Nimran

Have a ferret!

wubble

Then kill it.

O_Bruce

With utmost joy

kcwise

I hugged Roy.

Ravenslight

Down he went.

Mine, I say!

Nimran

People are mean!

wubble

Ferrets are EVIL!

Anduin

Composing himself he

Haha! Awesome forum puts a mega smile on my face once again...

The story so far...

Once a Gnome begins to speak to mad cows around dinner hour. "Behold!", he cries. "What a guy! He ate my partly severed eye." And I said "Give that back!" But he refused my little request. I had to drop the elephant. After everyone's dead find a cleric. Incoming Wild Surge! Have a ferret! Then kill it. With utmost joy. I hugged Roy. Down he went. Mine, I say! People are mean! Ferrets are EVIL!

Day 1 awards. Each three words is a link in the story. The kids love this... Perhaps you will too.
Best use of punctuation - @rufus_hobart .
Best use of a connective - @iKrivetko .
Best vocabulary - @elminster .
Most surprising link - @OlvynChuru .
Most supporting link - @Nimran .
Most depressing link - @OneAngryMushroom .
Most amiable link - @wubble .
Best link in story - @Kamigoroshi .

wubble

Had a poo

elminster

found a jewel

Anduin

-pourri bottle delivered

I do this with 8 to 9 year olds my friend...

EDIT: Ninjaad by @elminster . He wins. Continue from his words. @elminster can post again... (You get sort of a double post if you ninja someone...)