I can remember wasting way too much time playing Infocom adventures. I think the only one I ever managed to finish was Wishbringer (Apparently, one of the easiest of their titles). Always enjoyed them, but wasn't necessarily any good at playing them.:)
I have also attached a copy of my business card. You can contact me at the address listed if you ever encounter another ferret pest-infestation.
I have gotten in touch with contractors I believe best suited to constructing your Castle of Doom. They have done great work with me in the past designing hamster wheels that inspire industriousness in my less productive employees. It has had a wonderful effect. See for yourself:
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@Anduin I agree to your demands
I believe that our partnership will prove most profitable. Indeed, we shall make a killing.
I have gotten in touch with contractors I believe best suited to constructing your Castle of Doom. They have done great work with me in the past designing hamster wheels that inspire industriousness in my less productive employees. It has had a wonderful effect. See for yourself:
perhaps you are unaware, but I did reprogram the exploding fleas, and planted them upon your cuteness as I stated here: http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/comment/616879/#Comment_616879
you are still over the word count. I suggest you get your last will of testaments in order before you post again.
Imminent destruction impending.
I despise that man... I swear he looks at me like I'm lunch. Damn predatory lenders...
Looks like you wasted your finances on that spare life.
Perhaps you can now use the fleas in your possession to extort more monetary funds from Monsieur Purrgan.
Wait, I mean, prepare to be judged evil doers!